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Porridge

12 Episodes from the Classic Prison Sitcom
Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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Summary

Here is the unforgettable 'Fletch', everyone's favourite criminal, making the most of his enforced stay at Her Majesty's Pleasure. 

Never a man to shrink from a challenge, even from behind bars, Fletch could manage anything from organising a win on the horses to buying a council flat in Mayfair. Amazing his cellmates and infuriating officialdom, Fletch, the Arthur Daley of penal servitude, always comes out on top. 

Starring Ronnie Barker with Brian Wilde, Richard Beckinsale and Fulton Mackay, here are 12 prize shows from the original television series: 

'Prisoner and Escort' (1 April 1973)

Norman Stanley Fletcher, a career criminal, and his escorts - soft-hearted Mr Barrowclough and authoritarian Mr Mackay - make the journey on New Year's Eve from London up to Slade Prison in Cumberland.

'A Night In' (19 September 1974)

Godber is moved into Fletch's cell and confides that he finds it tough each time the door bangs shut. Fletch advises him to think of it as 'a quiet night in': but the trouble is, Godber has 698 more nights to get through.

'Heartbreak Hotel' (31 October 1975)

Godber has an uncharacteristically violent episode after receiving a 'Dear John' letter from his fiancée, Denise. Fletcher tries to help him, but Fletch's daughter Ingrid proves more of a consolation.

'Disturbing the Peace' (7 November 1975)

With Mackay away on a course, the prisoners plan to have some fun, but it turns out his replacement, Wainwright, is even worse. His excessive discipline causes a riot, and it's left to Fletcher to sort out the situation.

'No Peace for the Wicked' (14 November 1975)

With everyone watching a football match, Fletch attempts to snatch a few precious minutes of peace and quiet, only to suffer constant interruptions, among whom are Mackay and visiting members of the Home Office, who then insist on questioning Fletch about his views on the penal system. 

'The Harder They Fall' (21 November 1975)

Godber's been chosen for the boxing team, so naturally everybody wants a bit of a flutter. When rivals Grouty and Billy Moffatt both want to fix the fight different ways, only Fletch looks like coming out the winner.

'No Way Out' (24 December 1975)

A planned escape causes all kinds of trouble just before Christmas, and Fletch attempts to spend some valuable time in the infirmary.

'The Desperate Hours' (24 December 1976)

Fletcher, Godber, Barrowclough and the governor's secretary are held hostage by a mad prisoner with a homemade gun attempting to escape.

'Poetic Justice' (25 February 1977)

Fletch is incensed to discover that he is getting a new cellmate. To make matters worse, it turns out that the cellmate is the judge that sentenced him.

'Rough Justice' (4 March 1977)

After the judge's watch is stolen, everyone is convinced that Harris is the culprit, and so a kangaroo court is set up in an effort to convict him of the crime.

'Pardon Me' (11 March 1977)

Blanco refuses parole after serving a life sentence for a murder he's always claimed he never committed, so Fletch sets up an appeal committee to get him pardoned.

'A Test of Character' (18 March 1977)

Fletch is determined to help Godber pass his History O-level, so he has Warren steal the papers, only to discover that Godber doesn't want them. Meanwhile, a debate flares up over a claim of Warren's that, at a certain scale, the nearest star from the sun would be in Johannesburg.

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Classic Ronnie Barker

Wished there were more episodes. Never get tired of Porridge. This never feels dated and transfers from TV to audiobook extremely well.

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Fabulous Sitcom, poorly put together by Audible

I love Ronnie Barker, I love Porridge. I know it well. I have watched and listened to the Porridge series many times and they never fail to amuse and entertain me. Unfortunately, they have been put together in the wrong order on this, it is like listening to them on shuffle. As long as you don’t mind your episodes all being out of order go for it and purchase this. I can only assume someone who does not know the Porridge series has put them together, the sin of it! How can they not know their Porridge? The bottom line, though, is that Ronnie Barker and friends are very funny. The BBC audio description is very good, when you get it. I think the BBC have provided the audio description as opposed to Audible.

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Translates to audio extremely well

I loved this TV series as a kid, and this audio version really is great. I wish all the episodes from the TV show were available as audio. Also, it would be great if they released Open All Hours as an audiobook.

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A warm helping of porridge

If you’re a fan of the show you won’t be disappointed. Great episodes and you can close your eyes and see all the characters come to life. A great buy.

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funny and brilliant

love this makes me laugh,can listen to it loads and loads my favourite show always

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Classic Porridge

I'm a huge Porridge fan, and these recording don't disappoint. They have cleverly filled the visual TV moments with additional commentary which works perfectly even if you don't remember the scene. Cant recommend highly enough

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comedy at its best

when I finished my last audible book I was a day or two from y getting my credit for another sink bought this to pass the time as a bit of comedy is always welcome I love Ronnie Barker brilliant comedian the others in character were magnificent. also Blanco ,Harris, Lukewarm,McLaren,Mr.Barrowclough, Harry Grout,Mr McKay and of course the brilliant Lenny Godber I could go on and on but I'll say 5* is the minimum I can give it and in the future when I finish my audiobook either going to or returning from work I'll always have this to fall back on simply a great purchase

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great comedy

Comedy classic, a great tv show and an excellent listen. Ronnie Barker at his best.

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Superb

Ronnie Barker, the finest comedic actor in British TV history. Still a classic to this day

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a classic

I like many others have seen the episode's​ on TV many times, making it easy to picture the scenes in my mind. great to hear the voices of classic comedy again.