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Penmanship Faculties

By: Lancelot Schaubert
Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
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Summary

Went to the doctor, complained about my immune system, asked about supplements. He smirked. Asked him if something's funny. He called American supplements ignorant. Said he had something better, just approved. "Nanoimmunity bot". Looked like aspirin. Dumb price, but insurance would pay, so...

It engineers new paths toward health, teaches my body to adapt to "health threats". He swore up and down it'd saved several trauma victims. "Like that self-healing plastic".

Why not? Couldn't hurt, could it? After all, it's just medicine, right?

©2020 Lancelot Schaubert (P)2020 Lancelot Schaubert

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This latest dip into the Schaubert world is another vignette into a fairly dark mind. The story is solid, if predictable: if you haven’t worked out the denouement within the first couple of minutes, you’re really not paying attention, but it is a solid way to pass a lunch break.
The narrator gives another strong performance that improves the overall experience.

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