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Orconomics: A Satire

The Dark Profit Saga, Book 1

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Orconomics: A Satire

By: J. Zachary Pike
Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
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Professional heroes kill and loot deadly monsters every day, but Gorm Ingerson's latest quest will be anything but business as usual.

The adventuring industry drives the economy of Arth, a world much like our own but with more magic and fewer vowels. Monsters' hoards are claimed, bought by corporate interests, and sold off to plunder funds long before the Heroes' Guild actually kills the beasts. Of course, that's a terrible arrangement for the Shadowkin; orcs, goblins, kobolds, and their ilk must apply for to become Noncombatant Paper Carriers (or NPCs) to avoid being killed and looted by heroes.

When Gorm Ingerson, a Dwarven ex-hero with a checkered past, stands up for an undocumented goblin, he inadvertently singles himself out for recruitment by a prophet of the mad goddess to undertake a suicidal quest. But there's more to Gorm's new job than an insane prophecy: Powerful corporations and governments have shown an unusual interest in the quest. If his party of eccentric misfits can stop fighting each other long enough to recover the Elven Marbles, Gorm might be able to turn a bad deal into a golden opportunity.

©2014 John Zachary Pike (P)2016 John Zachary Pike Fantasy Humorous Funny Witty Thought-Provoking

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In litrpg there’s a spectrum between books that are all about the RPG tropes and numbers but lack real writing skill, and books that are written with a lot of writing skill but only lightly reference RPG tropes. This book is very firmly in the latter end of the spectrum and it is funny and fantastic.

The audio acting is also excellent and really makes the book.

Fantastic light listen for RPG and fantasy fans

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It was funny. But also just written super well. the satire was perfect and understandable. Just overall a banger. 9/10

funny

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Rare example of an unpredictable story that makes sense. It's consistently interesting and there aren't any annoying characters.

Excellent experience

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So good I bought the next one immediately. Thank you J. Zachery Pike for writing this so I could “read” it.

Narration is tip top and the writing is sharp. Better than most of the Abercrombie, Sanderson, Lynch, Tolkien and Rothfuss clones out there. Original and refreshing. The story clips along at a nice pace whilst doing a good job of world building.

Buy it.

You’ll be supporting an independent publisher and getting a great story in return.

Good story with engaging characters

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Fantastically written, well performed. definitely worth your time.

Can’t wait for more drone J Zachary Pike.

Brilliant spin on fantasy

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