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No Nonsense

The Autobiography

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No Nonsense

By: Joey Barton
Narrated by: Joey Barton
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 THE CROSS SPORTS BOOK AWARDS AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF THE YEAR
A SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

'Brilliant, gripping, beautifully written, real,' says Jonathan Northcroft.

So, you think you know Joey Barton. Think again.

No Nonsense is a game-changing autobiography which will redefine the most fascinating figure in British football. It is the raw yet redemptive story of a man shaped by rejection and the consequences of his mistakes. He has represented England, and been a pivotal player for Manchester City, Newcastle United, Queens Park Rangers, Marseille, Burnley and Glasgow Rangers, but his career has featured recurring controversy. The low point of being sent to prison for assault in 2008 proved to be the catalyst for the re-evaluation of his life.

No Nonsense reflects Barton’s character – it is candid, challenging, entertaining and intelligent. He does not spare himself, in revealing the formative influences of a tough upbringing in Liverpool, and gives a survivor’s insight into a game which, to use his phrase, 'eats people alive'. The book is emotionally driven, and explains how he has redirected his energies since the birth of his children. In addition to dealing with his past, he expands on his plans for the future. The millions who follow his commentaries on social media, and those who witnessed him on BBC’s Question Time, will be given another reason to pause, and look beyond the caricature.

'Compelling' Donald McRae, Guardian

'Brilliant' Matt Lawton, Daily Mail Sports Biography Inspiring Thought-Provoking Game

Critic reviews

'Barton's compelling autobiography...probes the dark undertow of his past' (Donald McRae)
'The book is brilliant and in many ways as No Nonsense as the title claims' (Matt Lawton)
'Frequently jaw-dropping' (Matt Dickinson)
'Powerful story...It is superbly written...What makes Barton's book engaging is the candour with which he describes his personal crusade against the demons of violence in his nature and the revelation of inside track details'
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Great insight into the minset of a complicated, determined and resilient professional. Also very motivational for anyone with a desire to continuously improve both professionally and personally. The only improvement would have been Joey to go into more detail about his drink and gambling problems as opposed to merely making reference to them as reasons behind his behaviour. Minor point though. But overall, a great audiobook.

A great listen

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There's no denying he's a little bit up his own arse in relation to his ability, but you he's at least put some time and thought into himself, his life and this book.

Surprisingly engaging

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Couldn't stop listening to this. Stunningly honest, brutal, inspiring and insightful. A story of a fighter who chose his path, but constantly fought against being pushed down the wrong one.

The best football autobiography

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Good to hear someone narrate their own biography

Interesting career stories, however his section on Rangers is wholly inaccurate

Still a fascinating character

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Really enjoyed this audio book, wasn't expecting it to be as frank as it is.

Brilliant

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