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No Humans Allowed!

Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Academy, Book 1

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No Humans Allowed!

By: Madeleine Roux
Narrated by: Imani Parks
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About this listen

Welcome to Dungeon Academy, where monsters and creatures train for the dark world that awaits just beyond the Dungeon walls.

But Zellidora ‘Zelli’ Stormclash wasn’t a monster or a creature. She was something far worse. Zelli was a human.

Disguised as a minotaur, Zelli keeps to herself and does her work. While in class, Zelli learns of the great human adventurer, Allidora Steelstrike, who oddly resembles her. Could Zelli be – a Steelstrike?

Seeking answers to her true lineage, Zelli embarks on a dangerous adventure. But she won’t be alone. A vegan Owlbear, a cowardly Kobold and a shapeshifting Mimic who only transforms into nice things will join Zelli on her quest for the truth. And who knows, perhaps these monstrous misfits may discover truths of their own …

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Fantasy Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Adventure

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I love that this story talks about friendship and family, yet I also loved the self-discovery part of it.
I love that even if you are not familiar with DnD you would understand the story, especially that it is accompanied by cool graphics (p.s. I am listening as well as reading the physical book)

I have recommended this book for my 3rd grade students as a summer read, however teaching EFL kiddos I think the descriptive language might be a bit more challenging for them.

Being a teacher that loves having Read Aloud lessons with my kiddos, I found the narration a bit more robotic.
I would’ve loved more action, enthusiasm, voice/character changing because I know that that what grabs my kiddos’ attention and keep them hooked to the story

Loved the story sequencing

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