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No Encore for the Donkey

By: Doug Stanhope
Narrated by: Doug Stanhope
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Misanthrope. Iconoclast. Apostate. Drunk. Many words have been used to describe Doug Stanhope, but rarely has “hopeful” been one of them. However, heading into 2016, Stanhope peered through the apocalyptic fog and saw a forecast that was more rainbows than acid rain: His first book was set for release, his new stand-up special was in the can, and he was about to film a television pilot with his friend and confidant Johnny Depp. The sharks of Hollywood were circling, and Stanhope’s pockets were filled with chum. The only thing that could stop Doug was himself, and that’s exactly what he did.

First came the booze, then came the pills, then came the stripper, and then, Doug came. A tryst aboard a cruise ship leaves him literally and figuratively adrift when his scorned wife, Bingo, reveals she is in love with another man: a jug-sippin’, guitar-pickin’ hobo. A simple, black-out fling turns out to be a pebble tossed into the lake of you-know-what named 2016, and in No Encore for the Donkey, Stanhope traces the resulting rings.

Written and performed by Stanhope, his third memoir follows the veteran comedian on a quest to save his marriage, his wife, and eventually his wife’s life. Our hero's journey finds Stanhope cuddling with Johnny Depp in his Los Angeles mansion, receiving some much-needed TLC from Marilyn Manson, and - most daunting - building a new hour of comedy in the rusted-out hellscapes of post-industrial America.

Equal parts love letter, road romp, and harrowing condemnation of the failures of America’s mental health care system, No Encore for the Donkey is a hilarious and heartbreaking account of a man balancing on the edge of damnation. With Bingo in a coma and Trump about to be elected, Stanhope sifts through the ruins of his own personal cataclysm in order to answer the big questions: What does it mean to love someone when you can’t love yourself? What is the point of success if you have no one to share it with? And is the end of the world BYOB?

- Sam Tallent, August 2020

©2020 Doug Stanhope (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.
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Nobody is as brutally honest as Doug Stanhope. He discloses things that the rest of us mere mortals would keep hidden in a closet of shame and denial. This book is brilliant, emotional, funny and traumatic in equal measures. It's a great insight into the life of one of the World's most gifted comedians and cultural narrators.

Brutally honest Stanhope at its best.

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If you're familiar with the legend that is Doug Stanhope then expect an ever so slightly less angry Doug, and I hesitate to use the word, a more sober, solemn and grateful Doug.
Brutally honest and deeply personal, fans will hopefully love it and I hope Doug makes a few dollars from it, buy it just to buy Doug and Bingo a drink.

Stanhope, more brutally honest than usual.

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Another great audiobook from Doug. Brutal but sweet. It's a must listen for any Stanhope fan. What a class act.

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An in turns hilarious and heart wrenching story of, what must be, the worst experience a couple can go through short of death. Who knows whether the tears are of happiness or sadness, very probably both.

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