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My Shit Life So Far

By: Frankie Boyle
Narrated by: Angus King
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Ever since being brought up by The Beatles, Frankie Boyle has been a tremendous liar. Join him on his adventures with his chum Clangy The Brass Boy and laugh as he doesn’t accidentally kill a student nurse when a party gets out of hand.

I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking "Why would anyone want to know this shit?" I've always read them thinking "I don't want to know where Steve Tyler grew up, just tell me how many groupies he f**ked!"'

So begins Frankie's outrageous, laugh-out loud, cynical rant on life as he knows it. From growing up in Pollockshaws, Glasgow (‘it was an aching cement void, a slap in the face to Childhood, and for the family it was a step up'), to his rampant teenage sex drive (‘in those days if you glimpsed a nipple on T.V. it was like porn Christmas'), and first job working in a mental hospital ('where most evenings were spent persuading an old man in his pants not to eat a family sized block of cheese'), nothing is out of bounds.

Outspoken, outrageous and brilliantly inappropriate, Frankie Boyle, the dark heart of Mock the Week, says the unsayable as only he can. From the TV programmes he would like to see made ('Celebrities On Acid On Ice: just like Celebrity Dancing On Ice, but with an opening sequence where Graham Norton hoses the celebrities down with liquid LSD'), to his native Scotland and the Mayor of London ('voting for Boris Johnson wasn't that different to voting for a Labrador wearing a Wonder Woman costume'), nothing and no one is safe from Frankie's fearless, sharp-tongued assault.

Sharply observed and full of taboo-busting, we-really-shouldn't-be-laughing-at-this humour, My Shit Life So Far shows why Frankie Boyle really is the blackest man in show business.

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he's a crucial critic moving into our dystopian future. if you think he's a horrible cunt then you're indeed a horrible cunt

funny as fuck

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I wouldn't want it any other way from Frankie, brutal and dead straight, and an interesting life too, It was a pleasure to learn about his life and achievements.

Brutally Honest

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amazing funny & well narrated worth listening to even though I had already read it!

I have to say well told!

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This book made me happy :-)
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You need to be aware that the language is truly foul! It's funny, though not very honest, you feel. But entertaining and better for the fact of a Scotsman reading it. If you didn't realise beforehand, you will know after this book, that Frankie Boyle is a complete nutter. Not sure I'd want to know him.

DO NOT buy this for anybody else! Listen to it first...

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