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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

By: Jessica Gadziala
Narrated by: Jane Fox
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Tropes:

  • Fake relationship!
  • Marriage of convenience
  • Coffee shop setting
  • Spice

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she’s working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she’s a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months’ time or she won’t inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she’s single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It’s a foolproof plan – well, unless Victor discovers she’s a vampire…

But the road to the altar won’t be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora’s little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of ‘till death do us part’ be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!©2025 Jessica Gadziala (P)2025 HarperCollins Publishers
Fantasy Paranormal Fiction

Critic reviews

‘Fresh, fun, and full of bite—this vampire wedding comes with unexpected laughs, lovable characters, and a heroine you can’t help but root for.’ Amy Boyles, author of How to Fake It With a Fae

‘My Big Fat Vampire Wedding is so much fun – hilarious, heartfelt, and the perfect balance of sweet and spicy. I enjoyed the dynamics of Pandora’s huge wacky paranormal family far too much, and now I want one of my own!’ Lauretta Hignett, author or The Wolf Vs The Witch

'Bitingly funny and full of spice (but no garlic). It's exactly my blood type.' Hazel Graves, author of Four Weddings and a Funeral Director

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding had me smiling from the first page to the last. It’s a celebration of love in all its forms: romance, friendship, and the kooky ties that bind a family. Pandora’s story is one you will be glad you opened.’ A.J. Truman, author of Only One Coffin

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This was a fun, easy listen - not my normal type but actually really enjoyed it! The story build up slow and steady and was well paced. Plenty of banter and good side characters that all had parts that added to the story,
Some good spicy scenes but not led by them.
Narrator did a brilliant job as well bringing it to life

Fun vampire romance

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Brilliant story which was beautifully read.Easy to listen to and follow along with .Such a good story

Perfectly spicy

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