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Murder by Milk Bottle
- Narrated by: Matt Green
- Series: A Constable Twitten Mystery, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery
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Summary
The latest installment in Lynne Truss' quirky and charming prize-winning series set in 1950s Brighton sees her trio of police detectives investigating a case with a most curious murder weapon.
The August bank holiday is approaching, and after two extremely high-profile murder cases, Constable Twitten is eagerly anticipating a quiet spell at work. But then they find the bodies - and the milk bottles. Three seemingly unconnected victims - a hard-working AA patrolman, a would-be beauty queen, a catty BBC radio personality - have all been killed with the same highly unusual murder weapon.
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- EMK
- 09-10-20
Utterly brilliant!
Brilliantly written.. so very clever & loads of fun period (50s) detail. Vastly entertaining. Very entertainingly read too. Lifted my depression and relieved my anxiety for all the time I listened. Will there be another?
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- Paul
- 10-08-20
A very fun murder mystery
A mix of light and dark humor. Goofy fun characters and plot that will appeal to the mystery reader looking for a laugh.
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