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Missiletoe

This One *Is* Remotely About Christmas (A Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, Book 2)

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Missiletoe

By: Zile Elliven
Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
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***Like all the books in the Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, this can be listened to as a standalone story.

Spoiler: Someone is going to lose a toe.

Vix:

Smart as a whip with the morals of an alleycat. I’ve heard it a million times.

But will my smarts be enough to catch the heart of the local animal shelter director?

He’s pretty.

And kind.

And caring.

And have you seen those pecs?

What’s an evil genius narcoleptic nympho to do?

Paris:

Dumb as an ox with the heart of a lion. I’ve heard it a million times.

But am I good enough for someone a hundred times smarter than me?

He’s cute.

And sweet.

And an inventor.

And his hair is bunny-soft.

What’s an animal-loving giant to do?

Missiletoe is the first Really Gay Villain Christmas Series book that’s actually about Christmas! Like the first book, this one is full of found family feels, evil plots to “protect the world,“ ridiculous shenanigans, fuzzy cuteness, size difference, and, of course, those jealous/possessive characters that have become a trademark of Zile Elliven's work.

This book can be listened to as a standalone but is part of a larger series.

©2023 Zile Elliven (P)2023 Zile Elliven
Romance Christmas Winter
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Loved the story and characters - Vix is a ball of fire and sweet Paris, the found family of supervillains, pets and Trixie (because she is her own dog!😄).
The narration by Zachary Zaba was really good, he matched the characters well, (loved every listening minute!). I really hope the rest of the series will be narrated and performed by Zachary Zaba.

Absolutely loved it!

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