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Merry Christmas, Splat

By: Rob Scotton
Narrated by: Phill Jupitus
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About this listen

The third hilarious story about Splat the Cat, the irresistible character from Rob Scotton, bestselling creator of Russell the Sheep

READ BY PHILL JUPITUS. Splat the cat can’t wait for Christmas and is SURE he’s been good enough for Santa to bring him all the presents on his Christmas list.

But just in case Santa needs reminding of what an exceptionally good cat he is, Splat makes himself EXTRA helpful around the house.

It’s tiring work being helpful, but when Splat goes to bed on Christmas Eve he’s kept awake by a worrying thought… Just how good do you need to be for Santa to visit?

A charming Christmas story perfect for any eager child awaiting Santa’s arrival.

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Critic reviews

Praise for ‘Merry Christmas, Splat’:

“Splat fans will love the combination of chaos and anxiety created by this lovavle character who wears his well-meaning heart on his furry sleeve.” Daily Mail

“Beautifully illustrated, perfect for pre-schoolers” The Sun

Praise for ‘Love, Splat’:

“This heart-warming story should melt even the flintiest cynic. Scotton’s frenetic illustrations are spot on and vivid enough to stroke. Buy this book for anyone you ‘like more than fish fingers and ice-cream’…” Daily Mail

Praise for ‘Russell the Sheep’:

‘Russell the Sheep is completely engaging and bound to become a star of the future.’ The Bookseller

‘This is the delicious tale of a sheep who can’t sleep.’ Daily Express
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