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Loose Head

Confessions of an (un)professional rugby player

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Loose Head

By: Joe Marler
Narrated by: Joe Marler
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About this listen

Brought to you by Penguin.

The unfiltered truth about being a rugby player - from the horsey's mouth.

This book is not just about how I got back on my horse and went clippity-clop all the way to the World Cup final in Japan.

It's the story of how a fat kid who had to live up to the nickname Psycho grew up to play (and party) for over a decade with rugby's greatest pros.

From just about surviving the equivalent of 30 car crashes a game and crooning Adele for team spirit, to extensive field notes on the smell of the Scrum and the fine art of on-pitch relief. Then there's rugby's secret naked wrestling scene and how it was exposed.

In my world, you never know how the ball will bounce...

© Joe Marler 2020 (P) Penguin Audio 2020

 Rugby Sports Funny Inspiring Thought-Provoking Witty

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Joes book was open honest fun and revealing. It may cover Joes mental health issues he has encountered too but not without the way he solved it. I have just read three other recently released rugby books. This was easily my favourite. Very funny too

Lovely read

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and more than a worthwhile read. interesting and thought provoking, loved it a lot! Cheers Joe!

Great player, great bloke.....

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Absolutely brilliant listen,
Listened with my wife and we were both highly entertained, not only was it funny but totally honest definitely worth listening to.

Brilliant

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I loved it he's a great guy I loved hearing about his life highly recommended 👌

I loved it

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Loved this audiobook. It's a great listen for any rugby fan. I was drawn to it by Joe's public persona and thought it would be a good laugh. Which it is 😂 But it's also so much more. His honesty is the most heroic thing about him. 💪 I hope his message gets out there! He's a great reader which adds to the listening experience.

Joe Marler - You're a Legend

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