The Football Beast
'I’m Jake Cake, and these are my adventures. They’re all true, but I bet you don’t believe me. After all, have you ever met a Bigfoot playing football? Have you ever had a sea monster ruin your sandwiches? Or met a real ghost train?'
The Pirate Curse
'Have you ever been cursed by a ghostly pirate? Has an alien ever abducted your granny? Or have you ever been tricked by a genie? Stuff that happens to me is unbelievable!'