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I Just Want to Pee Alone

By: Some Kickass Mom Bloggers, Jen Mann - editor
Narrated by: Vanessa Daniels
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Summary

Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. 

Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"  

Hear hysterical essays like: 

  • "Embarrassment, Thy Name Is Motherhood" 
  • "A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I Am Not" 
  • "And Then There Was That Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother" 
  • "So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller"
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