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I Am the Horrible Thing

A True Life Story of How I Almost Got Myself Killed...on Vacation

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I Am the Horrible Thing

By: Greg Tavares
Narrated by: Greg Tavares
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About this listen

Greg almost died on vacation in Costa Rica. Now, he wants to tell you the whole funny, sad story - and about the time he painted his penis purple in Hawaii. This is a true story. Greg is a lifelong improv comic, but in this story, he does something a little different. He does not go for the quick laugh. He relives his near-death experience so deeply, you won't know if he gets out alive until the very end.

©2019 Greg Tavares (P)2020 Greg Tavares
Art of Storytelling Entertainment & Performing Arts Entertainment Funny

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