Listen free for 30 days
Listen with offer
-
How to Survive a Unicorn
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
Failed to add items
Add to basket failed.
Add to wishlist failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
99p for the first 3 months
How to Survive a Unicorn
Buy Now for £34.00
No valid payment method on file.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
Summary
Are you being attacked by a pissed-off unicorn? Has an angry basilisk slithered into your camp? Is a dragon about to eat you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you.
Our world is full of monsters. Some of them are happy to live and let live, but the majority of them are vicious jerks. If you want to survive, then you need to know what to do when things go wrong.
Don't settle for speculation or the ramblings of a tavern drunk. Get the facts about monsters straight from a legendary hero who has fought just about all of them and who has befriended a bunch of them. Whether it's krakens, vampires, or werewolves, this book has all the information you need to ensure your survival.
What listeners say about How to Survive a Unicorn
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall3 out of 5 stars
-
Performance3 out of 5 stars
-
Story1 out of 5 stars
- Spik3y
- 08-04-24
Couldn't get on with it sadly
I love all L G Estrella books, I listened to the sample and I also love Fred Bermans narration , so eagerly went ahead and purchased. But it just droned on until I had to admit defeat, it seemed to lack the humour and pace of the series, so there was nothing to encourage me to keep going. Fred Bermans voice sounded tired compared to the earlier books.
As its more of a reference and background description of the creatures encountered, I think this one is more suited to a paper book which sadly isn't available thus far.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 04-03-24
Loved it!
It really is the imaginary monster survival guide of guides, fun, informative and entertaining.
I’d love to hear more.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Fire Horse
- 14-04-24
An instant classic
Yet more evidence that the author is a genius in fantasy literature. The books are such a great romp that it is easy to overlook the amazingly detailed (and very sensible) world building. This "monster manual" helps give some depth to the world that Timmy the necromancer inhabits.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars
-
Story3 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 16-02-24
a man how has seen things and is not afraid to say it.
the book reads like an old man trying to teach you about the world throw his experiences and is told like it disconnected but it makes to much sense in context. supper casual but semi angry in many cases.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall1 out of 5 stars
-
Performance3 out of 5 stars
-
Story1 out of 5 stars
- Exonator
- 06-02-24
Its just a guide to monsters in Timmy's world
If you thought this was set in the same universe as two Necromancers, then you would be correct, HOWEVER!!!!
There is no story really, and the word Unicorn is being said atleast 500 times,
The setup is basically an Immortal Monster Hunter/wrangler tells you about the various Monsters, what they look like, and how to sort of handle them.
However, it does give detailed background info on the various beast and monsters in the TN (Two Necromancers) Universe.
which is okay I guess, the only "story" is the fate of people crossing the various monsters, however, the same characteristics are being repeated atleast 5 times for each monster...
The Narrator does a gritty Australian kind of accent and it gets a bit tedious in the long run.
So, if you, like me, had hoped for exciting stories set in the TN universe, maybe even involving some of the named characters or locations, then you will be disappointed, just like I was.
(Please note that I am only halfway through, so this might change as it goes on, but it does not seem like it..
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful