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How to Be a Woman

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How to Be a Woman

By: Caitlin Moran
Narrated by: Caitlin Moran
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1913 - Suffragette throws herself under the King's horse. 1969 - Feminists storm Miss World. Now - Caitlin Moran rewrites The Female Eunuch from a bar stool and demands to know why pants are getting smaller. There's never been a better time to be a woman: We have the vote and the Pill, and we haven't been burnt as witches since 1727. However, a few nagging questions do remain....

Why are we supposed to get Brazilians? Should you get Botox? Do men secretly hate us? What should you call your vagina? Why does your bra hurt? And why does everyone ask you when you're going to have a baby? Part memoir, part rant, Caitlin Moran answers these questions and more in "How To Be A Woman" - following her from her terrible 13th birthday ("I am 13 stone, have no friends, and boys throw gravel at me when they see me") through adolescence, the workplace, strip clubs, love, fat, abortion, TopShop, motherhood and beyond.

Caitlin Moran had literally no friends in 1990, and so had plenty of time to write her first novel, The Chronicles of Narmo, at the age of fifteen. At sixteen she joined music weekly Melody Maker and at eighteen briefly presented the pop show Naked City on Channel 4. Following this precocious start she then put in eighteen solid years as a columnist on the Times - both as a TV critic and also in the most-read part of the paper, the satirical celebrity column "Celebrity Watch".

The eldest of eight children, home-educated in a council house in Wolverhampton, Caitlin read lots of books about feminism - mainly in an attempt to be able to prove to her brother, Eddie, that she was scientifically better than him. Caitlin isn't really her name. She was christened "Catherine". But she saw 'Caitlin' in a Jilly Cooper novel when she was 13 and thought it looked exciting. That's why she pronounces it incorrectly: "Catlin". It causes trouble for everyone.

©2011 Caitlin Moran (P)2012 Random House Audiobooks
Body Positivity European Gender Studies Literary History & Criticism Literature & Fiction Social Sciences World Literature Funny Witty Feel-Good Thought-Provoking

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Critic reviews

"Spectacular! Very, very funny, moving, and revealing" (Jonathan Ross)
"Moran's writing sparkles with wit and warmth. Like the confidences of your smartest friend." (Simon Pegg)
“I devoured How to Be A Woman in one sitting.... This is the book that frustrated boyfriends have wanted someone...to write for decades” (Dan Stevens, The Times)
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i enjoyed this book so much, that I started to listen to it again, immediately having finisjed it the first time. I'm going to listen to this every time I feel down about myself or my decisions. I am a feminist!

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This is by no means a straightforward, cheerful rags-to-riches story from a Wolverhampton native. Instead, Caitlin Moran shares with her reader everything from the minutiae of her childhood in a houseful of siblings to the often-brutal realities of eventually having her own children. What makes it a truly brilliant autobiography is the way she is able to tap back into the mind of her younger self, by virtue of having access to the diaries she once kept, while also pointing out some blatant but important feminist truths, chapter by chapter. Caitlin Moran is hilarious and this book is amazing.

The brutal honesty will catch you off guard

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The concept of "Listening" to a woman for 9 hours was daunting. and while some ideas have dated a tad, the premise remains strong. Recommend for boys.

Important read even if you don't agree with it all

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one of the most enjoyable audio books I've listened to, I've just bought her next one :-)

brilliant!

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Brilliantly insightful, clever, and funny, Caitlin looks at the world in a different way. An excellent performance.

Beware: may make you snigger out loud on the tube!

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