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Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong

By: Gina Kirkham
Narrated by: Diana Croft
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Meet Mavis Upton. As mummy to 7-year old Ella and surrogate to far too many pets, and with a failed marriage under her belt, Mavis knows she needs to make some life-changing decisions. It's time to strike out into the world, to stand on her own two feet ...to pursue a lifelong ambition to become a police officer. I mean, what could go wrong?

Supported by her quirky, malapropism-suffering mum, Mavis throws herself headlong into a world of uncertainty, self-discovery, fearless escapades, laughter and extra-large knickers. And using her newly discovered investigative skills, she reluctantly embarks on a search to find her errant dad who was last seen years before, making off with her mum's much needed coupon for a fabulous foam cup bra all the way from America.

Follow Mavis as she tackles everything life can throw at her, and revel in Gina Kirkham's humorous, poignant and moving story of an everyday girl who one day followed a dream.

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Give me more Mave please Audible she is a clumsy funny legend. And keep the same narrator thanks

loved it . Great character and story

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I was given a copy of this audiobook by the narrator in order to provide her with feedback about her 'scouse' accent but feel the urge to review the book itself as I absolutely loved it.
This is the story of Mavis, a single mum who follows her dream to become a police officer with hilarious results. The character of Mavis is beautifully written and she is warm, funny and three dimensional. Her interactions with her mother & daughter are touching and funny, she thinks on her feet on the job and gains the respect of colleagues and criminals alike. A really well rounded character, eminently likeable and hysterically funny at times.

The humour reminded me of home, lots of snot & fart jokes that had me crying with laughter. The scene in the court room where Mavis' buttons pop off nearly finished me off as I choked on my tea. There are many emotional moments too, the balance is well thought out and the scenes with Amy & her little family were terribly sad.

The narration was superb. Diana Croft is very talented and her portrayal of Mavis made the book for me. The scouse accent wasn't overdone so came across as believable, and Diana's range of voices for the various characters was excellent. I particularly liked how Ellie's voice changed with her age, I do like that attention to detail.

Overall, I thought this was a really lovely book, beautifully read. I will listen to it again as it's a real feel good tale of a feisty single mum overcoming her fears and living the dream.

Hilarious & touching

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Simply loved it .the narrator spoke clear .
I have listened to this book 3 times it's one you can listen to over and over

Laughter from beginning to end

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Absolutely loved this book. It had me laughing from the beginning, with a few tears thrown in. 🤣

Hilarious 😂

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I loved this book. I’ve laughed out loud in the street listening to Mavis and actually arrived at work with a smile on my face.
I received this audible book from the author Gina Kirkham and I am so glad I did. What an absolute joy. I ended up caring for Mavis and felt along with her throughout her Mothers illness as it brought back similar memories to my own.
The narrator, Diana Croft, brings the story to life so well, can’t wait to listen the next book.
I can definitely recommend this book.

An absolute joy!

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