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Half in the F'n Bag

By: John Valby
Narrated by: John Valby
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In his coarse, sea-shanty warble, John Valby cavorts listeners through this scatological smattering of disgusting dirges. Armed with his trusty piano, "Dr. Dirty" flits and farts through a quick-clipped medley of famous folk songs, chart toppers, television jingles, and children’s melodies, each lyrically defiled with enough lewd and lascivious detail to appease even the smuttiest sensibilities. Trading barbs with his rancorous audience, Valby elicits howling cheers and beer-tinged jeers, periodically leading the crowd in his call-and-response mantra of, "F*** You!"

Summary

Half in the F****n' Bag was recorded in front of a raucous studio audience. Prepare yourself for some serious song parodies.

Tracks:
1. Moose
2. The Clinton Family
3. Eric Clapton
4. Brown Eyed
5. Where Oh Where
6. This Old Man
7. Joy To The World
8. Supercalifragilistic
9. Norte Dame
10. Those Were The Days
11. Ya Ya
12. Gang Bang
13. Sing F**** Sing
14. Hey Lade

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.
©1999 J. Valby (P)1999 J. Valby

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