From the desk Pete:

Did you ever wonder what Chuck Norris would do in a slasher film? Well wonder no more as we explore that scenario in 1982’s Silent Rage! Now, if you guessed a romantic montage of love making you'd be correct! Of course, he would also roundhouse kick his way through a bar full of bikers…honestly this one takes us in several unexpected directions, but ultimately puts us on the course of an irresistible force meeting an immovable object. Blazers, boobs, and beast be damned! Chuck Norris is handing out ass whoopings to anybody that needs one!

Don't just watch Action, B-Action!!!

From the desk of Anna:

Yes, you read that right. Anna here. This is... weird? Pete is so good at his job that this task feels almost too big. (don't tell him I said that) Anyways, keeping with our theme here at AHCRAP, it's Pete's pick this week so I'm to write a synopsis for Daughter of Dracula. Not Dracula's Daughter, not Daughters of Dracula. Just Daughter of Dracula (singular) from 1972. Boy, oh boy, as Pete says, this was a movie. A woman returns home to see her dying mother, who tells her on her death bed that her family are vampires. While she searches for them, there's also some "detectives" looking into these murders, and another vampire who goes by Count, that's also doing vampire stuff. Yeah... it's a quick watch and on Tubi, so turn your brain off and treat yourself to some lady vampire shenanigans, courtesy of Captain Pete.