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F--king Good Manners

By: Simon Griffin
Narrated by: Michael Page
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From the author of the riotous, controversial and hugely popular F--king Apostrophes

Manners are a minefield. Remembering which behaviours are appropriate for which situation (who it is okay to swear in front of, and for who that is a definite no), can leave even the most laid back exasperated.

Enter Simon Griffin, and his no-nonsense guide to getting it fucking right.

Whether you’re at work, on an airplane, out for dinner or on your phone, learn right from wrong in this furiously hilarious gift book. F--king Good Manners is the perfect stocking-filler for a manners enthusiast, those who could do with a few polite behavioural tips, or anyone who just loves anything a bit sweary. This is the essential guide to fucking good manners.

©2019 Simon Griffin (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved. Social Sciences Comedy Funny Witty Royalty Social Manners
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I have just been chuckling away to myself, whilst listening to this book. Don’t worry Mr Griffin I was not disturbing anyone else, as i have been listening on dog walks, in the car on my own or over a cuppa at home.

The language is a bit rich, but somehow with the deadpan voice of Michael Page it’s not insulting. The F~@k word just became an everyday adjective.

Even if you just listen to the sample you will recognize people in your household especially if you have teenage kids or just the people surrounding you, as you drink your coffee in a cafe.

The manners raised are blatantly obvious but society has been a little too lackadaisical with these simple guides to live by.
I often feel old when I discuss or moan about people’s manners, but hopefully this way of delivering may just strike a chord for some and slightly redress the balance.

If not, you will have a jolly good laugh at this awesome little book.

Awesome

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One of the best fucking pieces of literature on modern day manners. Fucking perfect!
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Fucking Brilliant!

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It´s pure common sense and not very long, but very well written and funny. The voice actor is magnificent.

F--king funny

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insightful and enjoyable listen. the best book I have read (listened to) in a long time

Brilliant

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