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F-ck Whales

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By: Maddox
Narrated by: Maddox
Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
Categories: Comedy, Other
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Summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire, delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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  • Jake Hardin
  • 08-08-19

another great book by one of my favorite satirists

maddox reading his own material is truly a dream come true. well done yet again sir

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  • Jim
  • 27-05-18

This Book Eased My Depression and Anxiety

I just finished listening to Maddox's new book, "Fuck Whales", on audiobook. I can honestly say that his book has helped me so much with my depression and anxiety.

I am currently dealing with overwhelming stress brought on by a recent breakup, relocation, job search, and "starting over" at 31 years old in a new place where I don't know anyone.

The past few days, which have been especially difficult getting my depressed ass out of bed, I have been walking around town listening to this book and laughing so hard and forgetting about my troubles for a little while.

Thank you, Maddox, from the bottom of my heart, for taking the time to craft this masterful tome and also to grace us with your own voice on the audiobook version.

Even though you are the Master Satirist of our generation, you are also doing serious work that has a real world impact on people like me. Humor is sometimes all we have to cope with the madness of daily living. Thank you for being the funniest man alive.

Even though you didn't write it or read it for me, you still made me feel better by doing it. Keep up the stellar work and fuck whales!

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  • SwagGearTech
  • 06-12-17

Fuck this book

Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

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  • AMB
  • 22-10-17

It's OK.

Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 23-06-19

read by the man himself

great job, will listen to again. apparently a review requires 15 words so allow me

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  • Elizabeth Dunlop
  • 22-08-18

excellent book enjoyed author reading it thank you

fuck you thanks for all the truths haha loved it. hope all who read it take it to heart

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  • Mark A Delmege
  • 29-05-18

a hilariously fun read!

hilarious essays from my favorite childhood internet hero. I agreed with almost every single essay I read even though I believe it was deliberately over-exaggerated.

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  • Ryan
  • 18-10-17

#dicklies

A terrible book from a dead/irrelevant internet "celebrity". How long is it going to be before Maddox disavows chapters in this book because he's retroactively offended by them?

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  • Jordan Spencer
  • 24-07-18

this guy seems like a big cuck

I sure am glad I didn't pay any money for this cause it's not very good

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  • Ismail Cherri
  • 26-10-17

Excellent essay

I loved it and fuck you if you didn't. Having Maddox ranting in my ears for more than 4 hours was both entertaining and enlightening.

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