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Eat the F*cking Pizza!

Simplifying Healthy to Help You Live with Rockin’ Vitality

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Eat the F*cking Pizza!

By: Mary Schrank
Narrated by: Mary Schrank
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About this listen

In a world inundated with complex wellness fads and fleeting health trends, the key to lasting vitality—ROCKIN’ VITALITY—lies in simplicity and moderation.

I will teach you what I have done to simplify, achieve and sustain a level of wellness allowing me to be healthier in my 50s than I’ve ever been in my life!

If you are looking for a new “diet,” put this book down.

If you are looking for a magic pill or shake or sorcery on a spoon, put this book down.

If you are looking for new workout moves, put this book down.

If you are looking for a book full of healthy recipes, put this book down.

If you are looking for a seemingly perfect person to teach you “healthy perfect”, put this book down.

HOWEVER…If you are looking for a SIMPLE approach to healthy, you found it here!

If you are looking for a FUN approach to healthy, you found it here!If you are looking for an AFFORDABLE approach to healthy, you found it here!

If you are looking for a healthy lifestyle that is truly SUSTAINABLE FOREVER, you found it here!

If you are looking for an author with a sense of humor to keep you laughing, smiling, engaged, and ON FIRE for life again, yep, say it with me…you found it here!

Eat the F*cking Pizza … just not every day!

©2023 Mary Schrank (P)2024 Mary Schrank
Diets, Nutrition & Healthy Eating Fitness, Diet & Nutrition Personal Development Personal Success Witty Physical Exercise Nutrition Magic
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