Drowned in a Vat of Peanut Butter...

Virtuous Woman vs. Cheating Man

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Drowned in a Vat of Peanut Butter...

By: Valda De Dieu

Narrated by: Portia Kay Winters

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What do you do when your husband of 10 years is cheating on you and you decide - well...he is not getting half! You bump him off, of course! Told from two different perspectives, the wife’s and the husband’s, Virtuous Woman vs. Cheating Man is a black-humor romp that takes you into the depths of the twisted id, inside the human heart, and causes you to emerge - a little dazed and confused, but still hopeful: that in all this craziness in this world, there might still be - true love. Virtuous Woman vs Cheating Man: When it comes to money, what's love got to do with it? This episode: The Peanut Butter Incident....

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Listen to "Episode 2: Who Poisoned My Beer" to get the husband's point of view!

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