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Down the F'n Tubes

An Ode to Fertility Futility

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Down the F'n Tubes

By: Tom Hanada, Virginia Hanada
Narrated by: Kelly Grimmett Benjamin
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Hilarious and heartfelt. A "Dr. Seuss for adults" book about the taboo topic of infertility.

Down the F'n Tubes combines the rhyming, illustrated style of Dr. Seuss with the irreverent humor of Go the F to Sleep.

With a sense of fun and whimsy, it honestly explores the pain, frustration, and occasional joy of the all-too-common struggle of infertility. It is relatable and cathartic to those who are going through, or have gone through, the process. And it is accessible to their friends and family who haven't but want to understand. This books depicts what infertility feels like.

©2017 Thomas Hanada (P)2018 Thomas Hanada
Literature & Fiction Physical Illness & Disease Feel-Good Witty Heartfelt
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