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Cunk on Everything

The Encyclopedia Philomena

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Cunk on Everything

By: Philomena Cunk
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Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain.

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books?

Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.

Listen to it, and you'll never have to read another book again.

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"Cunk for PM." (Rachel Rile)

"Truly the intellect for our baffling times." (The Times)
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Loved it. Hilarious from start to finish delivered superbly buy the Queen of Everything. Bravo.

Incredi-cunk... which isn't a word. Except it is.

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absolutely loved it. the delivery and humour is fantastic i burst out laughing in public several times. long time Cunk fan since she edged out Barry Shitpeas. Quality stuff, just wish there was more of it

if you love Cunk, this is a treat

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A must-listen! Fantastically written and read incredibly clearly, which is a relief as every gag is an absolute gem.

Hilarious

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90 degrees out of phase with the world just fantastic.
It must be very hard to be so dumb

I Love Clunk

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Phunny and that, plus another thing I should say is what I now right here.

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