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Cunk on Everything

The Encyclopedia Philomena - 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray

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Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain

'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' Philomena Cunk

'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.

Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again.

'This is a book' Philomena Cunk
'Never contact me again' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE
'Cunk for PM' Rachel Riley
'. . . book . . .' Guardian
'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' The Times
'This book is absolutely stupid' The Pool©2018 House of Tomorrow
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Critic reviews

Essential reading for these slipshod times (Al Murray)
Literally had me in tears . . . Cunk for PM (Rachel Riley)
Truly the intellect for our baffling times
Unpacks some of culture's biggest phenomenons
Television's most notorious wide-eyed idiot presents her guide to everything, providing an insight into her mind along the way
Cunk has fronted her own documentaries on Christmas and Shakespeare, and now finally arrives in print, recording her decidedly confused opinions on all manner of subjects for the ages. (Joe Sommerlad)
In a world of fake news, spin and propaganda, one figure can be relied on to cut through the noise: Philomena Cunk
This book is absolutely stupid - and if you know the work of Philomena Cunk, you'll understand that this is exactly what makes it so hilarious . . . there's nothing you won't understand after a quick flick through Cunk's encyclopedia (Emily Baker)
As comprehensive as it is ridiculous
if you like to be told what you already know by a complete moron, you're in for a treat
An astute parody of cynical talking heads
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Loved it. Hilarious from start to finish delivered superbly buy the Queen of Everything. Bravo.

Incredi-cunk... which isn't a word. Except it is.

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absolutely loved it. the delivery and humour is fantastic i burst out laughing in public several times. long time Cunk fan since she edged out Barry Shitpeas. Quality stuff, just wish there was more of it

if you love Cunk, this is a treat

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A must-listen! Fantastically written and read incredibly clearly, which is a relief as every gag is an absolute gem.

Hilarious

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90 degrees out of phase with the world just fantastic.
It must be very hard to be so dumb

I Love Clunk

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