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Brain Droppings

By: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
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About this listen

 The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in this best seller. Carlin demolishes everyday values and leaves you laughing out loud. Learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for "Legal Murder Once a Month," and his plan for "World Peace Through Dancing." Performed by Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.©1997 Comedy Concepts, Inc. (P)16 9; 2000 HighBridge Company Performing Arts Stand-up Shows Funny Witty

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Critic reviews

  • Grammy Award Winner, Best Spoken Word Comedy Album, 2001

"Carlin...doesn't disappoint." (Entertainment Weekly)
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George allows us to laugh at ourselves with impunity. The best comic of the 20th century?

classic George Carlin and highly recommended

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Tipical George Carlin material, complaining, criticizing, analyzing and the arsenal of words be uses, is all crammed into this short listen

if your familiar with Carlin's work, you know

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One of the finest comedians of all time. a little over priced but still good value if you're paying per laugh

wish it went on longer

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Designed for the more aged individual with a quick witted and agile sense of humour moments to laugh and cringe. A great paced audio book with plenty of humourous snipets, taken from what feels like live performances.

Good short book for a laugh

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Mostly bits from Carlin's standup, just not edited as well and with worse delivery. I feel like the parts of it didn't make it to any of the specials for a reason.

If you already know Carlin's standup, don't bother

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