Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Britain's most patriotic columnist, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Quisling about what's just right for American is just great for Britain; Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell updates us on the feud that's tearing apart Britain's most famous family; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about, well, a load of crap...

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With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Alex Kealey, Sooz "50 Appearances" Kempner and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.

Eshaan has an hour-long special, The Pretender, available to watch on YouTube.

Alex's tour dates are here, on his website.

Sooz has a new podcast with her boyfriend Michael Balazo called Long Distance, Bit Weird, which you can hear in your preferred podcast app or on their Patreon.

Ed has just launched Smelt, a store where you can buy scripted audio comedy that doesn't exist yet, from people like Andy Hamilton, Ian Martin, Larry & Paul and Deborah Frances-White. To get involved, go to leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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