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Narrated by: Christopher Lane
Categories: Fiction, Humour
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Summary

Laser-sharp zingers and out-of-this-world puns pile up at an astronomical pace in this zero gravitas sci-fi spoof from the author of Witches Be Crazy. 

Never meddle with unidentified spying objects...

The year is: The Future. Mars and Earth are like that divorced couple who don’t exactly like each other but have at least stopped fighting in public. Floating somewhere in between them, amid all the garbage and Gene Roddenberry’s ashes, a transport vessel called the SS Jefferson is homeward bound. Its crew might have even made it on time for once, too...

Captain Cox is no stranger to encountering the odd pickle in space, but when a tantalizingly derelict ship crosses paths with the Jefferson, he unwittingly parks in the middle of a NASA-ty interplanetary squabble. Faced with a marauding Martian and a squad of snobby secret agents, Cox and crew embark on a mad scramble across the solar system, to save themselves from either murder-via-space rifle of imprisonment in the notorious Guantanamo Docking Bay. Maybe they’ll also get around to dealing with the biological weapon that accidentally wound up in their fridge, too.

Join Logan J. Hunder (Witches be Crazy) in this riotously funny send-up of spaceships and space exploration. Discover adventure, love, loss, gain, losing what was gained, gaining some of it back, and all the different ways the Outer Space Treaty can be violated.

©2019 Logan J. Hunder (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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5 out of 5 stars
By Kindle Customer on 24-08-19

Logan J. Hunder is one of my new favorite authors!

I eagerly anticipate any and all future work! I love the little touches such as random spontaneous alliteration and rhyming. It's really difficult to balance silly and clever without going too far in either direction and becoming goofy or tediously wordy he accomplishes that. MORE PLEASE!

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1 out of 5 stars
By Moondog on 28-11-19

Gave up at 1hr and 33 minutes

Hunder had to bring his politics into the story right off by writing about the assaasination of our currently sitting president. I was done at that point. I will be asking for my credit back... again.

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