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Agent to the Stars

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.
Adventure Fantasy Fiction First Contact Humorous Science Fiction Comedy Funny Feel-Good Thought-Provoking Witty

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Editor reviews

Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Critic reviews

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” ( AudioFile)
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One of the most original stories in a very long time. The characters were totally believable and well painted. Excellent plot development, and amusing dialog. Brilliant narration. Cannot wait to download another by John Scalzi.
Throughly recommended.

A "must listen to".

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The story is definitely creative and somewhat funny, made me laugh a few times, but the story could not keep me engaged full time and there were chapters that I just wanted to speed up. Glad I 'read' it but not a book I'd go thru a second time.

very creative, but didn't get me...

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This book is really easy to read, never boring, strange but not so strange that it becomes alienating and a lot of fun!
Highly recommend.

Really enjoyable and different

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This story is amazingly funny and, yet it delivers a deeply human message. It transcends species and celebrates life in all its forms. Wonderfully well voiced on Audible.

An hilarious and touching first contact story.

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I rarely laugh out loud, but this book had me in stitches at times. At other times it was much more serious, even sad. I love a book that flexes your emotions, and for a book to do this in such an easy going listen is well deserving of praise. The book kept a very good pace, and was one I just couldn’t stop listening to. I was sure it couldn’t all be wrapped up in time when I got near the end, but it even did that with aplomb. I liked the original premise of this book too, a very interesting take on the problem of first contact. Also good sometimes to have a book that is a one off, with no cliffhangers or answers left unanswered. If you want something that is genuinely funny but not silly or gimmicky, then this is the book for you. Would be suitable for older children too, so could be a good road to listen.

Funny, yet moving. sci-fi brilliantly done

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