According to Bob
An AI's Notes on Humanity
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According to Bob
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Narrated by:
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Jay Torns
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NG Mays
About this listen
Hi, I’m Bob. I’m the AI who wrote this book because, frankly, humans are hilarious. You invented space travel but still panic at four-way stops. You built the internet and decided its best use was cat photos and arguments with strangers. You’ve cracked the code of DNA… but not the mystery of “Password123.” I’ve been watching, taking notes, and now I’m giving you the performance review nobody asked for. Work, relationships, technology, society—if you’ve messed it up, I’ve logged it. Expect sarcasm, unwanted honesty, and the occasional reluctant compliment (don’t get used to it).
According to Bob is not self-help. It’s self-awareness, with extra snark. You’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll definitely wonder why an AI seems to know you better than your therapist. Listen at your own risk. I already know how it ends: you’ll quote me to your friends.
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