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A Year in the Merde

By: Stephen Clarke
Narrated by: Justin Edwards
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What are the French really like?

Paul West, a young Englishman arriving in Paris to start a new job, is about to find out.

They do eat a lot of cheese, some of which smells like pigs’ droppings.

They don’t wash their armpits with garlic soap.

Going on strike really is the second national participation sport after petanque.

And, yes, they do use suppositories.

Less quaint than A Year in Provence, less chocolatey than Chocolat, A Year in the Merde will tell you how to get served by the grumpiest Parisian waiter; how to make perfect vinaigrette every time; how to make amour - not war; and how not to buy a house in the French countryside.

©2005 Stephen Clarke (P)2005 Penguin Audio Literature & Fiction Funny Comedy
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a light hearted entertaining and informative tale of a young English man working and meeting girls in Paris, some bits are laugh out loud which is rare for me!

very entertaining

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Switch your brain off funny. Sit back and listen to the trials and tribulations of an Englishman trying to do his best in Paris.

Really enjoyed listening to this book (having read it twice before).

The only downside is that book 2 is not available as an audio book.

Read twice listened once! Love it

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really enjoyed this book. Well read, funny, makes you want to live in Paris.

Great

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Great book, great reader what a shame The Merde Factor wasn't read by Justine Edwards

Great reader.

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When the story opened there was a distinct risk that this story might simply revolve around the protagonist’s ignorance of cultural differences. Mercifully this changed to provide a fascinating insight and take on one man’s fictional journey through Paris life. Good fun.

Vive la difference

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