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A Dog Called Demolition

By: Robert Rankin
Narrated by: Robert Rankin
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About this listen

Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts. This is not a good thing!

Danny used to be a sad and lonely man, but now he is happy. Because now Danny has a dog of his very own. A nice big dog with a waggy tail and a smiley face. The dog’s name is Demolition but only Danny can see him.

Men from The Ministry of Serendipity are monitoring Danny’s every move. They have a special agent on the case, his name is Parton Vrane and he is half man and half cockroach.

Described as a nightmare journey to Hell and back, with only a brief stop off at a KFC for a quick bucket of grub and a visit to the toilet, A Dog Called Demolition is a genuine horror story. Where Silence of the Lambs and Seven merely dipped their toes in terror’s icy waters, Robert Rankin boldly takes off his lurex sock and really puts his foot in it.

©1996 Robert Rankin (P)2014 Audible Studios Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction Funny Scary Comedy

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not a clear ending and all a bit outdated . but very light listening .

a bit out dated

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A great listen Mr Rankin on top form , listened straight straight through. Off to get another one

Mr Rankin thankyou

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loved it. great writing. real humour terrific narration. eager for more from same author. x

loved it from start to finish.

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First one of the author's books I've listen to, having read a few. loved it, enjoyed his narration. Busily downloaded more as I type!

Well worth your time listening!

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I read this book when it first came out years ago and loved it then. the book is narrated by Robert himself which makes it very special as he narrated it perfectly.

brilliant book

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