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A Decent Ride

By: Irvine Welsh
Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn Burn
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Shortlisted for the 2015 Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse prize for comic fiction

A rampaging force of nature is wreaking havoc on the streets of Edinburgh, but has top shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver, ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson, finally met his match in Hurricane ‘Bawbag’?

Can Terry discover the fate of the missing beauty, Jinty Magdalen, and keep her idiot-savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of prison?

Will he find out the real motives of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV star, Ronald Checker?

And, crucially, will Terry be able to negotiate life after a terrible event robs him of his sexual virility, and can a new fascination for the game of golf help him to live without… A DECENT RIDE?

A Decent Ride sees Irvine Welsh back on home turf, leaving us in the capable hands of one of his most compelling and popular characters, ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson, and introducing another bound for cult status, Wee Jonty MacKay: a man with the genitals and brain of a donkey.

In his funniest, filthiest book yet, Irvine Welsh celebrates an un-reconstructed misogynist hustler – a central character who is shameless but also, oddly, decent –and finds new ways of making wild comedy out of fantastically dark material, taking on some of the last taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, because this is one ride that could certainly get a little bumpy…

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Critic reviews

Raucous, filthy and funny. (James Naughtie)
Without question, our most distinguished living exponent of the so- called “excremental vision of life” — a line that goes back (to pick a few names) via James Joyce, Swift, and Ben Jonson, to Chaucer, writers who have explored what meanings of human existence are to be found in the toilet bowl. (John Sutherland)
Irvine Welsh, I think it’s safe to say, is not a writer who’s mellowing with age... Welsh’s [language is an] astonishingly supple invention: one that can combine scabrousness and lyricism, comedy and ruefulness in the same paragraph... [if] you fancy an authentic and often thrilling blast of full-strength Irvine Welsh, then you’re in for a treat. (James Walton)
It's a stern reader who wouldn't fall for his filthy charm.
Whether your interest is piqued by the ridiculously expensive bottles of whiskey and the extraordinary lengths an American will go to own them or your heart strings are pulled by Wee Jonty’s anguished love story, there’s a multitude of ideas and human emotions that Welsh brings out among the laughter. (Claire Inman)
When the humour works, we can enjoy the novel for what Welsh clearly intended it to be — a luridly exuberant caper, a series of glossy and gritty snapshots. It won’t make converts out of detractors, but then one senses that a novelist like him wouldn’t want it any other way. (Malcolm Forbes)
Welsh’s ingenuity, flair, sharp observation, and satirical talent make this not just a decent ride for the reader but an exhilarating one. (Leyla Sanai)
It’s filthy and hilarious in equal measure.
An unashamedly indecent read. Welsh fans will love it. (Olaf Tyaransen)
Fantastically funny and well drawn. (Keeley Bolger)
All stars
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Easily the funniest audiobook I have ever listened to. Think it’s my third of fourth listen over the last few years and it is quality every time!!

You beauty!!

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At first I thought it was going to be too long to bother with...but it wasn't!

A Decent Story

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Thank you to Tam Dean Burn who bought this to life, without him I think I would have given up, as all the expletives used as adjectives in every sentence was really gross.
I read trainspotting many years ago and now realise I would have got more out of it had I listened to the audible version.

Love or hate Mr Welsh it was a very funny book. Through the wreckage of porn, necrophilia, sodomy, chauvanism etc you did get to feel the real emotion of Juice Terry, Jonty, Suicide Sal, Chequer and Saskia, However if I met any of these characters in real life I would avoid them like the plague.

I defy you not to laugh out loud at Terry's analagy of what a woman really means when she says No, maybe or Yes.

Enjoy

Shag-tastic

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The story and narration combine to make for a hilarious listen. The whole thing comes alive and is so much funnier in the Scottish vernacular. It’s got some seriously twisted concepts going on and makes you wonder how the author comes up with it all but that’s all part of the charm! Fan dabi dozy ya c***!

Hilarious

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Definitely his funniest book, a filthy immoral, foul-mouthed brilliantly narrated roller coaster ride. Aye Sir. Laugh out loud funny and disgusting what's not to like aye Sir.

darkly hilarious.

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