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150+ Dog Jokes: Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Funny Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids Series, Book 8
Narrated by: Rob Izenberg
Length: 27 mins
Categories: Children, Ages 0-4
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Summary

Are you ready for the best dog jokes and riddles for kids?

Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak:

Q: What animal keeps track of time?

A: A watch dog.

Q: When is a dog not a dog?

A: When it is pure bread.

Q: Why are dogs lame dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

A: Cats can't drive.

You'll find more jokes when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. Please also visit my page for more kids jokes that kids will love. 

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appealing to kids!!

My kids love cat and dogs but mostly dogs. I find these animal jokes appealing to them and keeps them occupied too. Haha.

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  • Rachel White
  • 02-10-19

got a good laugh too!

Well, my daughter liked the first joke book I gave her and so I bought another one. She loves dogs and these dog jokes are pretty fun for her. I listened to some of them and got a good laugh too!

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  • Daria George
  • 01-10-19

The narrator is perky!!!

The narrator is perky but he speaks too fast before a kid could even think of the answer for the Q and A Jokes. However, given that this is not supposed to be a riddle, I totally understand it. It makes kid think and also have fun. My kid also learned new words here. I would say this would be typically useful for kids 5 years old and above, yes, even adults!

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  • Syl C
  • 01-11-18

Not For Children At All

This book has profanity in it. Don’t be fooled by the picture it is not for children, I was shocked! One dog joke even talks about the shitzu dog (if I spelled it correctly) but it states the owner got the Shit sued out of him. Terrible!!