A Humorous Erotica Collection

Stand Up, Lie Down Collection, Book 9

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A Humorous Erotica Collection

By: Chastity Veldt

Narrated by: Ken Allen

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Jake Nilsen is a touring stand-up comic with a penchant for one-liners and one-night stands.

In this 8-book collection, Jake travels from Milwaukee to Jacksonville where he meets fifteen beautiful women and tickles more than just their funny bones. Experience sexual conquests like nothing before as each city leaves fond and fondling memories of ladies like Lydia, Alyssa, Carrie, and even Molly!

Listeners looking for puns and naughty humor will find the Stand Up, Lie Down set tantalizing and entertaining. Yoga instructors, book sellers, artists, professors, and bartenders are on the menu as Jake travels from one club to the next, facing the club managers, swapping sex stories with his wingman Curtis, tripping in his old pick-up truck, and enjoying the occasional fourth wall break.

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