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Once upon a time, Maggie Cooper lived for adventure. Jumping out of planes was child’s play. Now she can’t even work up the nerve to ask out her coworker. For a bit of self-therapy, she begins to text her recently deceased mother’s phone - the only problem is that the number has been reassigned and for weeks she’s been unknowingly texting a stranger her deepest thoughts and feelings. There have also been some not-so-deep texts, like the ones about her appreciation for her coworker’s butt.

Bestselling writer Lindy West and democracy policy expert Meagan Hatcher-Mays are two Award-Winning Best Friends From High School (Most Likely To Make You Laugh in their high school senior poll - sorry to intimidate you!). Each week, Lindy and Meagan hilariously digest what’s going on in the news, their lives and their text threads with their singular combination of political smarts, embarrassing sincerity, and a truly concerning level of investment in pop culture. Text Me Back is a podcast about best friendship and making your favorite people laugh, even when this dumpster fire of a world ...

Mr Jones has a problem. He just doesn't know it yet. As he sleeps, the beasts of Manor Farm are conspiring. Rumours of an uprising spread. The goal? Remove the greatest obstacle to their freedom and happiness. Man. Brought to life by masterful narrator Peter Noble, Animal Farm follows the animals of Manor Farm as they drive out their neglectful owner and take control of their future. As authority shifts and the rules begin to change, the animals slowly learn how easily virtuous ideals fall under the control of those who hold influence.

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I'm Serafina Lopez, and I'm an astrologer. No, not the airy-fairy type who wears long flowy skirts and enormous hoop earrings—you know, unless I want to. I'm an uber-serious businesswoman. My popular lifestyle app, "Live for you Star Sign," is getting so big, I've just been asked to be a guest on New York's most-watched morning show. This TV segment is going to launch my career into the stratosphere. Imagine my surprise when I show up on set to find out that I'm not the only guest.

One wrong number. One unexpected connection. One rivalry that's about to change everything. Text Me Never is a witty, emotionally charged enemies-to-lovers rom-com about two high-powered rivals brought together by a drunken mistext, a high-stakes resort competition, and a whole lot of sexual tension. He meant to text his ex. She was not his ex. But she might just be his downfall.

Ever wanted to sound unbearably pretentious at dinner parties? Wondered how one French philosopher managed to make an entire career out of writing sentences no human being could understand? Curious why your literature professor keeps muttering about "the death of the author" while staring vacantly into space?

Autumn Jones is at a crossroads. With no job offers in sight, she can either return to Koshkonong, Wisconsin to work at her dad's feed store or she can move to New York and help her older sister Helen coordinate the Manhattan Kennel Club Show. She and Helen may fight like cats and dogs, but Autumn would rather live with a thousand Helens than go home after seven years of college.

Mal heiter, mal ironisch, auch mal bissig-böse kommen die Gedichte und Geschichten der Humor-Großmeister Busch, Morgenstern, Ringelnatz und Tucholsky daher. Wer könnte sie besser interpretieren als die großartige Katharina Thalbach? Wunderbar komisch bringt sie mit ihrer unverwechselbaren Stimme und ihrer vielseitigen Sprechweise bekannte Texte und weniger bekannte Kleinode zum Klingen.

Mistaken identity, drunk texts, and hysterical mishaps...just another day in my life. Girls all over the world spill the tea to me about their most intimate questions. They thank me for talking about sex with them. For fixing their love lives. I wonder if I’d still be a relationship influencer if they knew what a train wreck my own love life is? If I was writing anyone else advice, it would say things like: Never drunk-text your ex-boyfriend. No, seriously, that’s a terrible idea.

When Chip Leighton started sharing the funny, weird, crazy things his kids said and texted, he quickly learned he was not alone. Since launching, his channel has become the go-to support group for adults with teenagers in their lives. Parents worldwide use Leighton's posts to laugh, commiserate, and share their own kids' classics, like "Do I have Medicare?" and "Where do I buy pasta water?" or "Don't wear mom jeans to my school again." In this debut collection, Leighton showcases hundreds of these gems, plus plenty of tongue-in-cheek advice.

He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She's twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Still - they’re not going to fall in love. They are not. Not even if this one-night stand has 365 days.

In dieser zweiten Ausgabe der Reihe Lies meinen Text präsentieren Horst Evers und Katinka Buddenkotte ihre Talente des Schreibens und Vortragens. Gute Laune ist garantiert, wenn die beiden Top-Autor*innen ihre Texte tauschen und neue Töne zwischen den Zeilen finden. Wer mag, kann heimlich mitlesen oder auch ganz einfach nur zuhören.

単発で芸人さんをお招きする番組MERA TEXT(メラ テキスト)、今回のパーソナリティーはラパルフェが担当します！ 月一回程度の配信を行う予定です！みなさまの感想•要望をお待ちしてます！ ●ラパルフェへの質問 どんな質問でも大丈夫！素朴な疑問をぶつけてください！ ※メールの件名は「質問」でお願いします。 ●「おいバズー」 皆様の黒歴史や情けないエピソードを募集します！ ※メールの件名は「バズ」でお願いします。 ●「千葉大...

On The "She Didn't Text Back Podcast" Hosts, William Haynes, Kennedy Gee and John Ros chat about relationships, life and pop culture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Abi and Lu as they play games and talk about their lives as college students. They talk about their past and laugh together and they want you to tag along! Meet Abi and Lu and their dogs Arlo and Lady through their podcast This Could've Been A Text. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things I Text My Brother is the podcast which transforms the texted ramblings of the brothers Drouillard into an audio series which willfully tumbles down the deepest of rabbit holes.

Looking for a midweek pick-me-up? Searching for the meaning of life? Enjoy friends roasting each other? They can’t make any promises, but rest assured Peyton Briggs and Autumn Grounds-Menard are sure to make you laugh... At least a little. Join them as they share embarrassing stories, navigate the ups and downs of life, and argue about who is funnier!

Charlie Conroy has scraped together 22 awful seasons of low league baseball, forever hoping to escape his father's shadow. The son of Jackie Conroy, a talented minor leaguer who died tragically young, Charlie has built his career on a willingness to get hit by beanballs, and by having a stepfather who owns his team. When his stepfather also dies, Charlie's mother, Margaret, installs her son as a coach of Jackie's old team, the nearly bankrupt Cape Haddock Coelacanths.

Strange but true things, interesting facts about life: Texts All Women Have Sent (And What They Mean).