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All stories come to an end, and thankfully this one is very cozy. In the final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead, find out what becomes of the Stillwater family. Mild spoilers: it's wholesome.

John Smith, supernatural mediator and private investigator, has come a long way since he first got kidnapped by vampires. He has a girlfriend now and an ever-growing list of responsibilities. Even the supernatural species of San Diego seem to think he's someone to be reckoned with. And then Bill...

San Diego's zombie prince, Simon, may be long dead, but his descendants are still around and kicking, and one of them, his great-great granddaughter, just went missing. Now, Simon wants John to track her down. John has never worked across state lines before, but clearly that's going to change.

While on the search for missing comrades, John Henry and his pards stumble on a paradise on earth. A beautiful Garden of Eden bursting with enough crops and livestock to feed Uncle Billy’s army for months. But the property is owned by Kate Bradley and her lovely daughters, who reside in a nearby home converted into a hostel for guests. An invitation to wine and dine in the company of these ladies is too tempting to resist. While the soldiers are easily seduced, John Henry is suspicious from the get go.

Magical makeovers are a messy business. But how was junior arcane lecturer Gerome to know his attempt to improve a part of his anatomy would open a portal to the Shade Planes? Or, worse, unleash the all-powerful “Harbinger of the New Dark”–fondly or not nicknamed Al?

The people of the Mistyk Castle are in danger from a world out of balance. The magic that pacifies the Theryal Forest is weakening. Valthos, the dragon that keeps the magic, is growing old. He chooses Princess Clarielle, for her keen mind and strong character, to be his successor. Even with good intentions, snatching children from meadows is generally frowned upon.

Maple Leaf St Claire is a young fortune teller new to the city of Twyne. She sets up her caravan and quickly gets customers. Despite failing Witchaven School for Witches her reputation grows quickly and she attracts the attention of the Lady Gray whose husband has gone missing. She asks Maple to look into the disappearance. A witch's sigil drawn in a distinctive red chalk and a fiery note were left where he was last seen — a delicate matter indeed, especially in a city where The Order is active! Witches abound!

Endlich Urlaub! Lange mussten meine Freunde und ich warten, bis wir gemeinsam in den wohlverdienten Urlaub fahren konnten. Wir glaubten uns in dem winzigen Fischerdorf einer griechischen Insel sicher. Dabei hätten wir wissen müssen, dass das Sinclair-Team keine Ferien machen kann, ohne dass die Mächte der Finsternis noch ein Wörtchen mitzureden hatten. Und so wurden wir mit einem Gegner konfrontiert, wie wir ihn bislang noch nicht erlebt hatten.

Die drei Goldenen Osterregeln: Lassen Sie Ihre Kinder niemals unbeaufsichtigt Eier suchen. Hüten Sie sich vor nebelspuckenden Hasen. Und essen Sie niemals - wirklich niemals - Schokoladenkugeln, die Sie im Wald finden, es könnte ein böses Erwachen geben. Wir erfuhren von diesen Regeln leider zu spät. Und so nahm das Verhängnis seinen Lauf.