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Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs.

Worry Ninja shares how we can overcome the worry wheel by using the circle of control and a dandelion. Find out what happens in this comedic book about soothing your worries.

When his friends aren’t successful at spooking the children who visit the haunted house, Gus must present his unique superpowers to give them a scare!

Children who exhibit impulsive behavior are often labeled unruly. Even though children can be calm, their positive qualities can be often overlooked by their poor impulse control. Impulsive Ninja learns how to use an underused superpower to respond to frustration, anger, and criticism.

Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day!

This memoir is from a middle-aged Missourian who was part of the strange yet fascinating world of Civil War reenacting. I tell of my first taste of black powder, "seeing the elephant", fighting heat, rain, cold, mud, politics, movie stars, and live fire. From dog and pony show events to the 125th anniversary spectaculars involving thousands of participants, I reveal the inside skinny on the hobby, as I saw it, with plenty of humor to tickle the funny bone.

Whenever Focused Ninja had a task to do, or if he set his mind on accomplishing something, he had a remarkable way of staying focused until it was complete. But Focused Ninja didn't always have this wonderful capacity to concentrate. Once upon a time, he could lose his attention quite easily. Find out what happens in this comedic book about improving one's focus and attention. Life is hard! And it's even harder for children who are just trying to figure things out.

Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.

In the new Mini Movers and Shakers children’s book series comes a cast of characters who have failed, yet succeeded despite overwhelming obstacles. In the fifth volume, we meet Bruce Lee. Find out what happens in this kids book about pursuing your passions. Sometimes, we are faced with challenges that seem insurmountable. But with grit and hard work, one can achieve great things!

Of course, a successful road trip means a little more than buckling up and setting off for your final destination. It needs a little more planning and pizazz than your regular drive to the grocery store. And that’s where a comprehensive family road tripping guide comes in: You’ll learn everything you need to know in order to plan an exciting, memorable, and entertaining trip for the whole family - no matter what ages your kids are.

The world offers a myriad of practical suggestions for battling anxiety—exercise, getting more sleep, support groups, individual counseling, therapy, and many others. While these concepts may be helpful to some extent and there is no reason not to adopt those that you find particularly beneficial, it is far more helpful to recognize that there is One who has conquered anxiety and fear on your behalf. Because of God’s immense love for us, he shares with us how to experience peace despite our anxious thoughts. In the Bible, we can find God’s answer for fear and anxiety!

Run out of things to talk about with your friends and family? If they watched TV in the '80s, this audiobook will get the party going! Organized into fun categories like cars, pets, actors, and theme songs, TV Trivia Champion 1980s quickly gets the competitive juices flowing. Expect lively debates about favorite shows and actors. You'll be shocked how much you remember from your favorite shows of the 1980s.

Perfect Ninja must do things perfectly. When his own expectations aren't met, he becomes frustrated and ends up breaking down, crying, screaming, or giving up. But everything changes one day when a friend shows him that mistakes and failures are the best teachers to help us learn and grow. Find out what happens in this book about perfectionism and how avoiding mistakes can end up being the enemy to growth and development.

After an alarming discovery Inspector Bronson and Detective White continue their investigation into the murders of Leslie Sykes and Casey Shawe. They learn a lot about Leslie’s background and may have found a motive for the murder. Their investigation leads them back to their beginnings with two new suspects. A surprise discovery leads to Officer Swanson severely injuring one of the suspects. Requiring a warrant to continue their investigation Inspector Bronson and Detective White make headway.

On a warm summer's morning, a young couple out for their normal walk along the beach stumble upon something that shocks them to their very core. A girls body buried in the sand washes ashore by the sea. How did she get there? Inspector Bronson and Detective White take on the task to find out what happened to the girl. Clues left behind and messages from what appears to be the perpetrator lead them into something neither of them have investigated before.

How do you teach a child to listen? In this comedic book, Listening Ninja learns how to listen with a listening E.A.R. Life is hard! And it's even harder for children who are just trying to figure things out. The new children's book series Ninja Life Hacks was developed to help children learn valuable life skills.

Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts in all kinds of ways, both useful and stinky!

What do you do when it seems the world is crashing down on you? Follow Zen Ninja’s five-star breathing, and you’ll find your zen in no time. Find out what happens in this comedic book about developing your zen.

Anxious Ninja experiences difficult emotions that paralyze him, until his friend gives him tips on how to handle his anxiety. Find out what happens in this comedic book about anxiety.