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The company of the Ring is torn asunder. Frodo and Sam continue their journey alone down the great River Anduin - alone, that is, save for the mysterious creeping figure that follows wherever they go. This continues the classic tale begun in The Fellowship of the Ring, which reaches its awesome climax in The Return of the King.

Building on the story begun in The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring, this is the second part of Tolkien’s epic masterpiece, The Lord of the Rings. Frodo and the Companions of the Ring have been beset by danger during their quest to prevent the Ruling Ring from falling into the hands of...

Contains Books 1 and 2 of the Unconventional Heroes series. Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf, book 1: Two necromancers, a bureaucrat, and an elf - it sounds like the start of a bad joke, only the joke is on Timmy. Timothy Walter Bolton - better known as Timmy - has spent most of his...

The Demon King is coming in twenty years. Josh Becker, Champion of the Hero's Party... isn't really thinking about it that much at the moment. Armed with his video-game System and a Cavalier class that turned his one-night stand into a sassy horse-girl steed, Josh is minding his own business: killing monsters, leveling up, and trying to survive household insanity with his demanding but gorgeous reverse-isekaied fantasy roommates.

Sawyer William Vincent is the best card sharp in Hell’s Kitchen for one reason: he remembers everything. Every tell, every shuffle, and every tic is burned into his brain. But lately, his perfect recall is showing him things that shouldn’t exist—flickers of red and black armor, the weight of a hero's mask, and the silhouette of a father who doesn't know he's alive. In a world that feels like "static" on a dead channel, retired billionaire Frank Douglas is haunted by his own ghosts.

24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

February 2012. Somewhere in the North Atlantic. In an increasingly uncertain defence environment, a deadly new arms race has begun. In an attempt to secure her boundaries, Britain has deployed the very latest sub-sea military technology. Beneath and beyond the front line, these are the adventures of the HMS Goliath. A 55,000-tonne M-Class nuclear stealth submarine, prowling 5,000 metres below the surface, manned by idiots.

Cooper Hayes already saved the world. Now he just wants to enjoy it.Unfortunately, peace has never cared what Cooper wants. With an anime-loving Hero on one arm, his devoted half-demon attendant on the other, and a demonic Pomeranian leaving flaming surprises wherever he goes, Cooper is finally...

Books 1-2 in the hit Harvest of Moondew Valley series are now available in this special bundle, filled with crafting, friendships, and leveling up to build a new life!He isn’t the chosen one destined to save the world. He’s just the guy who inherited an abandoned farm no one else wanted...

Valeria Malvada, self-proclaimed princess of Darkness, maker of cute monsters, haver of two friends (and the world's coolest mom), is sent on a grand quest in the Caselfella Republic. It's a very easy quest, one that she can't possibly mess up in any way. It would be almost impossible to...

Il seguito della saga di successo "Polvere d'Ombra". L'incredibile viaggio continua: Soli, ma uniti: mercenaria, monaco pirata e capraio partono alla volta della Torre del Tempo per salvare il mondo. Ma se fosse così facile, chiunque potrebbe farlo. Il Bosco Nebbioso, il Pantano e l'Isola dei Pirati sono già in agguato: regioni oscure la cui sola vista sulla mappa semina paura e terrore.

Martin and his friends discovered that their world is computer generated and that by altering the code they could alter reality. They traveled back in time to Medieval England to live as wizards. Almost everything they've done since then has, in one way or another, blown up in their faces. So of course they decide to make dragons. It does not go well.

Ben survived the witches' arrival. Now he gets to build a life with them. After quitting his soul-sucking office job and taking his life by the horns, Ben found his happiness sharply increasing. The three beautiful witches that now filled every part of his life were a key factor in all of Ben's...

The complete series 1 and 2 of My First Planet - a sitcom set on a shiny new planet, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Vicki Pepperdine (Jo Brand's Getting On) & Tom Goodman-Hill (Another Case of Milton Jones) The story so far: Unfortunately, Burrows the leader of the colony has died on the voyage...

Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Light Fantastic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love...

A cozy crafting LitRPG adventure perfect for fans of The Wandering Inn, Beware of Chicken, and Legends & Lattes. For John Miller, things are finally looking up in Meadowreach Valley. His log cabin survived the storm, the elf Kaelin has chosen to stay, and with his crystal wolf Luna growing stronger at his side—and the dwarf Brax lending his skills—he finally has a chance to turn his tiny homestead into something that can shelter more than just himself.

Brought to you by Penguin. STOP PRESS! The Stranger Times wins the 2023 British Fantasy Award for Best Audio Work! Vampires do not exist. Everyone knows this. So it's particularly annoying when they start popping up around Manchester . . . Nobody is pleased about it. Not the Founders, the secret...

Satan is made redundant from Hell and sent to live in suburbia. Getting fired can ruin a day… especially when you were the Prince of Hell. Will Satan survive in English suburbia?

When I inherited my grandfather's magic shop, I wasn't exactly thrilled. I have plans, and inheriting a magic shop in a sleepy, mysterious little town isn't one of them. But when I discover a stunning girl named Elodie, with cat ears atop her head, working at the shop, I can't help but be intrigued. At first glance, I assume Elodie is just another pretty face working at my grandfather's magic shop. With her sleek hair, mesmerizing green eyes, and curves in all the right places, it's hard not to be distracted by her stunning appearance. But as I soon discover, there's much more to Elodie.

Not long ago, the dungeon known as Thedeim was a mere human. But after an up-close-and-personal meeting with a runaway semitruck—and subsequent dealings with a rather flustered Angel of Prodigals—he found himself in a new world, reincarnated as a run-down old house that just barely qualified as a dungeon. However, it didn't take long for him to build his core, mana, and reputation, making friends along the way.