Philadelphia enthusiastically shares the merits of a codpiece and is a bit miffed to learn that Gage and Jessica think they look ridiculous.

Philadelphia is happy assign the minx label to a certain cousin of her great queen. Gage and Jessica futilely attempt to convince her that her accusations may be misplaced.

How many ways can an Elizabethan use the word pudding? Why would Elizabeth I call her suitor "pudding ale'? Philadelphia answers these questions and more. Meanwhile, Gage and Jessica are surprised to learn today's pudding lacks the versatility it had in Tudor times.

Who knew there were so many varieties of varlets? Well, Philadelphia knows and she's delighted to share some of her favourites. Gage and Jessica believe that many of those can still be easily found today.

So, what type of varlet are you?

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To believe or not to believe, THAT is the question. Philadelphia shares her concern about a poem-inspired rumour that her Gloriana is not of this world. Gage and Jessica reassure her that the rumour is entirely unfounded.

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Philadelphia is more than a little put out when her fashion choice is restricted. Gage and Jessica discuss the specifics of the outfit that caused the kerfuffle.

Philadelphia discretely confides her potentially treasonous suspicions about the King. Gage and Jessica agree with her premise but not her conclusion.

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When it comes to being a gandermooner, Philadelphia’s opinion sways depending on whether or not it involves her Queen. Gage and Jessica try to sort through her slightly biased views.

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