A new year begins… and nothing improves.

The Trick Talking Meat crew returns from winter break with stories of unclaimed mail disasters, awkward family Christmas moments, and gifts that probably should’ve stayed lost. Along the way, they spiral into Netflix cancellations, Stranger Things theories, weather chaos, holiday decorations that won’t die, and why going full Griswold on your neighbors is always the correct choice.

It’s loud, profane, nostalgic, and exactly what you’d expect from people who promised no growth in 2026.

Things kick off thermonuclear hot about barcades, dead pinball machines, and drinks on arcade cabinets — which is exactly what “Don’t Be a Dick December” is supposed to prevent.
Yeah… we made it about ten minutes. Good job, everyone.The TTM crew spirals into movie tropes, broken jukeboxes, toy-collector hell, thrift-store hunters, HasLab sticker shock, Disney clearance mysteries, and why William Shatner can absolutely stay off the wall.
It’s nostalgia, and rage paired together like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid just in time for the holiday season.

The hosts kick off the holiday season with a simple message: don’t be a dick.
From retail bathroom war stories to Black Friday chaos, questionable fireworks experiments (seriously, DO NOT), and a rant about theme parks nobody asked for, tis the season to be giving and the Trick Talking Meat delivers and then some!

Expect:
• Toilet disasters
• Holiday PTSD
• Toys R Us weirdness
• Waffle House survival mode
• movie tangents
• Mildly unhinged life advice

Happy holidays. Sorry in advance.

Yep, it's that time of year again, and the Trick Talking Meat crew is here to give you some questionable travel tips just in time for the holiday travel season! From the best ways to support a local economy to the TSA-approved method of packing that fudge you bought in Uranus, Missouri (where else would you get it?) — get your head out of the gutter, that's our job.

Tune in!

That's right! We're fed up to here with a long list of $#%&! Like Chunk in a cellar, we've taken about all we can take an we can't take no more!

Tune in as we detail out each and every thing we'd like to see @#$% off for a while. You ain't seen a meat trick talk like this before, brother!

18+ this week, but lets face it; it oughta be closer to <40 and >60 cause... well... yeah we go THERE... a LOT. So you've been warned Gen Z, your ears are gonna burn and to any Boomers out there listening: clutch your pearls! Cause we're goin OFF.

You've been warned!

What starts as a simple conversation about DragonCon turns into a masterclass in bad ideas — from “allegedly” homemade napalm to Star Trek time-travel cults and the tragic death of the movie theater.

The Meat spirals through pop-culture madness: alien sex in Nebraska, popcorn-bucket collectors, 4K ruining Tron, and a surprisingly passionate rant about Tom Cruise’s indestructible smugness.

It’s nostalgia, chaos, and cinematic trauma — all lovingly deep-fried in buttered sarcasm.

Got your Silver Shamrock mask kids? Alright! Time to tune in to another thrilling unhinged detour into the mind of nerddom!

From Aston Martins and Batmobiles to collectible toys and the depths of anime depravity — the crew covers it all. Expect fast cars, faster tangents, and a detour straight through Hentai Hell.
(Contains explicit humor. Listener discretion advised.)