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Lunch Meat

Lunch Meat

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Official Podcast of the Meat Boys

Lunch Meat Inc. 2025
Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Ep 018 - 1,000 Centuries of Tuesday
    Jan 5 2026

    Gather 'round the campfire, partners, because The Meat Boys are back in the saddle to chew the fat on everything from time loops to tummy troubles in this wild ride of an episode.

    Brad reckons he's been living the same Tuesday for a thousand centuries, waking up to the same polka dot pants and insults just like in Groundhog Day. The Boys reminisce about the good ol' days of 1941 when a fella could act like a wild monkey in the street, and they debate the Midas touch, with Brad deciding he'd rather turn everything into love, transforming simple beanbags into "love sacks".

    Things get deep when they theorize that Mr. Krabs and the Bikini Bottom crew represent the Seven Deadly Sins, but the trail gets messy when Brad unleashes his "Hot Shit 5-Minute Diarrhea Take," spinning a yarn about running red lights with a convulsing stomach and accidentally soiling his britches on a walk to fetch a Coke Zero.

    They wrap up the rodeo by reading mail from folks in Botswana and Portland, debating whether pretzel M&Ms are worth the hunt or if a Reese's is still king of the candy corral.

    Scribble down your ponderin's and toss 'em in the mailbag for The Meat Boys:

    Lunchmeatpod@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep 017 - The Importance of Being Rollo w/ Dayton Rollolazo
    Jan 2 2026

    Hitch your ponies and circle the wagons, 'cause The Meat Boys have wrangled up a new outlaw named Dayton Rollazzo (@daytonrollolazo) for a jamboree wilder than a rattlesnake in a boot!

    The boys start off swiggin’ some strange elixirs and swappin’ tall tales about Brad nearly wrecking his stagecoach whilst admiring his own hide, which naturally leads to a heated powwow about the market value of peddlin’ private tin-types and keepin’ their smut under lock and key. The campfire chatter gets hotter than a branding iron during a high-stakes round of "BJ's H" forcing the posse to choose between the hangman’s noose or letting celebrities explore their southern canyons, before they nearly draw iron over the casting of a cartoon panda. They cap off the night reading dispatches from the Pony Express about cannibal tribes and Italian dining feuds, proving these buckaroos have truly lost their marbles in the desert heat.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Ep 016 - Shrek 2: Chick Music
    Dec 29 2025

    Shove over a tad and make room for a feller whose travelin' boots are nearly worn down to the sole cuz it's time for another Lunch Meat!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
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