This week on the KOKO Show we are serving up a ‘no guest nonsense' episode on the King’s Birthday Long Weekend, and boy do we give this one the royal treatment. With Swoop stuck in Lithgow and Goit cosy in Canberra, the lads bring to the fore more bloody rugby than you can poke your little stick at. As all the Aussie Super Rugby sides have now bailed out of the competition the boys give you an in-depth rundown of all the Qualifying Finals results, we pick our semi-final winners and we hand down a little report card for each of the Aussie sides in 2026. Plus, we get stuck into a plethora of other rugby news from around the globe, we do a score check from the global footy park and we also pick our ‘Way Too Early Wallabies’ starting XV. Finally, to lift the spirits amidst the Aussie Super Rugby demise the boys partake in a little regal festivity, as they play the infamous King’s Birthday Quiz. So sit back, relax, spark up a durrie and put on some Shane Warne highlights (the real king), it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:28 - Swoop joins from Lithgow

05:13 - Rugby Round Up Segment - HURRICANES V BRUMBIES

10:57 - CRUSADERS V BLUES

15:08 - CHIEFS V REDS

19:30 - SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS

21:47 - Aussie Super Rugby report cards - Waratahs

25:26 - Western Force’s report card

29:07 - Brumbies’ report card

30:46 - Reds’ report card

33:59 - KOKO’s King Quiz

41:01 - Other rugby news - Aussie Sevens Win

42:50 - Andy Farrell signs on with Ireland

44:26 - Tony Brown signs on with the All Blacks in 2028

45:26 - Aussie U20’s eligibility laws

49:15 - Other rugby scores

51:48 - Way Too Early Wallabies XV

01:02:06 - Super W round 1 results

01:03:16 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by our favourite Trans-Tasman talisman, a bloke that brings the vibes to Kiwi Rugby and used to go by the nickname Sops but now for obvious reasons now goes by Slops. It is the one and only Mr Lima Sopoaga. With Lima riding pillion on this hot throbbing hog of a podcast, the boys get stuck into the Super Rugby Playoff picture, they reminisce about the Highlanders win in 2015 and they talk about how the kiwis can find the motivation to win in absolutely anything. Plus, the lads have a little fun with a game we like to call ‘A Schooner Of…’ where they have to name a beverage that best suits a certain rugby union superstar.

Despite the fact that Swoop’s Temu Cupboard is still shut for a few more weeks the content mastermind was hard at work with a new segment called ‘The Great Pie Off’. In this segment the boys taste test three pies from Aus and NZ to crown the ultimate thick crust king. So sit back, relax and insert your electronic chess cheating device of choice. This show is about to blow Magnus Carlsen out of the bloody water. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

01:15 - Intro to the show

04:14 - Intro Lima Sopoaga

07:02 - Lima winning Super Rugby in 2015

10:18 - Kiwi teams find motivation everywhere

16:47 - What was Lima like as a player?

17:36 - Lima as a host at Super Round

18:48 - Lima’s take on the 2026 finals

23:13 - Is Fehi Fineanganofo staying in NZ?

27:06 - ANZAC Day Test

29:00 - ‘A Schooner of…’ Game

35:58 - Swoop’s Pie Off

45:37 - Other Rugby News - Aussie Sevens do the double

48:48 - Jo Yapp names Lions Head Coach

49:06 - The Northern countries are sending weak squads in July

51:22 - The Aussie teams not playing finals

53:37 - The best state for mad monday celebrations

57:41 - Super Rugby Finals Predictions

01:01:15 - Close the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we have landed one of the ‘Big Dawgs’ of World Rugby. We are talking the inside centre to end all inside centres, despite only being the 5th best footy player in his family. That’s right, the KOKO Crew are joined by the all conquering, the all powerful and the always wear sunblock Mr Jordie Barrett. With Jordie in tow the lads get stuck into the Hurricanes’ dream season finishing top of the table, the push into the finals, the ethos of the team and who they wanna play at the pointy end, however, it isn’t code mode with Jordie on the line. We also delve into some funny moments Jordie has had off the pitch in a little segment we like to call ‘Please Explain’, whilst also once and for all settling the AUS v NZ pie debate.

Plus, for all our naughty Northern know-it-alls Swoop gets up on his Bordeaux soap box and really goes off about UBB’s back to back efforts in the European Champions Cup, much to Jordie’s dismay. Finally, we have noticed Drew feeling a little left out on the show so we remedy that with a full segment and a little quiz all about the big and beautiful Biv. So sit back, relax and get stuck into a crispy crusted meaty, whilst washing it down with a brand new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

01:45 - Tom’s grape update

04:26 - KOKO apologises to Drew

06:48 - The Drew Quiz

13:15 - The Rugby Round Up - CRUSADERS V CHIEFS

16:20 - WARATAHS V BRUMBIES

22:09 - REDS V MOANA

25:66 - HURRICANES V HIGHLANDERS AND JORDIE BARRETT JOINS

26:38 - Intro Jordie Barrett

28:14 - Jordie on Reuben Love’s language

28:43 - The Hurricanes form in 2026

30:53 - Jordie on possible finals matchups

31:54 - The ethos of the Hurricanes

34:54 - Cory Jane’s coaching influence

36:05 - Goit’s curly questions

37:33 - START, BENCH AND DROP

38:59 - Rehashing the ‘Ditch Debate’

40:55 - The Please Explain Game

45:23 - Jordie on the ANZAC Test

47:09 - Jordie on Leinster losing another final

52:01 - FORCE V DRUA

58:55 - Other Rugby News

01:01:20 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we have landed one of the biggest names in the world of rugby. We are talking about hot bloody property! This bloke is a 6 foot 3 - 105kg piece of Temora forged titanium, a consistent threat under the high ball and a fella that is doing his best to make the 70’s pornstar chin beard a thing in 2026. That is right we are joined by the Western Force enforcer Mr Zac Lomax. With ‘Zac Attack’ in tow the lads chat about his transition from league to union, the cultural differences between the two codes and he sheds some light on the 2026 NSW State of Origin team selection. Furthermore, the boys delve deep into Zac’s acclamation process in Perth with the Force and they speak about the biggest league fan boys within the footy club. Plus, we play a little game of ‘Footy,footy or Footy’ to unpack some of the lesser known off-field controversies from the three football codes over the years.

Finally, we of course chat about all the action from Round 14 of the Super Rugby, we preview all the juicy clashes in the final two weeks of the season with knockout implications and lastly we pick our Earth XV to take on the Mars XV in the inaugural intergalactic showdown. So sit back, relax and let the ‘Hot as fuck boi’ energy of Zac Lomax wash over you like a session at one of those fancy Japanese head spas. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:17 - Linfield live show shout out

04:10 - Swoop misses out on Super Rugby XV but Vote for Drew

06:46 - Earth XV vs Mars XV

10:44 - The union v league debate

16:05 - Rugby Round Up - CHIEFS V HIGHLANDERS

17:24 - DRUA V WARATAHS

21:50 - HURRICANES V BLUES

24:49 - FORCE V REDS

27:28 - ROUND 15 GAMES AND FINALS IMPLICATIONS

30:08 - Zac joins the show

33:22 - Life as a rugby player

35:46 - The cultural differences between the two codes

40:26 - Angus Crichton in rugby union

41:58 - Zac’s take on the NSW Blues team

43:38 - Who at the Force could play Origin?

48:39 - Game - Footy, footy or footy?

54:31 - Zac’s bus story

55:44 - Zac asks the boy for their take on rugby league

59:08 - Tooth fairy chat

01:01:27 - Other rugby news and the close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we were left to our own devices to wander this expansive podcasting landscape in search of a couple of fart gags, cheap laughs and a little bit of footy. Without a guest to be the wind beneath our little wings, the lads found another gear that they didn't know they had. The boys decided in week 13 to throw Schmidt at the wall to see what would stick and boy did we tackle all the big stuff like the benefits of hybrid rugby players, The ANZAC Test and whether Australia or NZ make the best meat pies. Plus, we dove into a deep rabbit hole to cover the full slate of games in round thirteen of the Super Rugby, as well as a little preview of the European Champions Cup between Bordeaux and Leinster coming up in a few weeks time.

Moreover, the boys indulged in a little segment we call ‘The Ditch Debate’, unpacking all the great disagreements between the island nations of Australia and New Zealand. That is right, this little podcast has put to bed the once and for all the fates of such things as Brad Thorn, Phar Lap, the ANZAC biccy and the Flat White coffees. You are welcome! So sit back, relax and brew yourself a cup of joe because this episode has just popped a spicy cube and is all systems go. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:14 - Gits didn’t make Super Rugby’s Legends XV

02:50 - Vote for Swoop this week as Super Rugby’s Legends XV outside centre

04:50 - Swoop’s Gifting Cupboard

11:34 - Rugby Round Up - CRUSADERS V BLUES

15:40 - REDS V CHIEFS

19:28 - HIGHLANDERS V WARATHAS

23:34 - BRUMBIES V FORCE

26:17 - SAILY Product Promotion

28:09 - Preview BORDEAUX V LEINSTER European Champions Cup Final

31:00 - ANZAC TEST MATCH CONFIRMED

33:47 - The Ditch Debate

45:44 - Other Rugby News

47:24 - Aussie women signing with NRLW teams

48:44 - Happy Belated Mothers Day

50:46 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by Australian Rugby’s version of ‘Good Will Hunting’. This bloke is ‘wicked smart’, with two degrees from Cambridge University, a passion for art and his own clothing line, he really makes the rest of us feel like shit. So please put your hands together for everyone’s favourite neanderthal turned nerd, Mr Angus Scott-Young. With Gussy in tow the lads delve into the tough times he had in pre-season, the form he is now showcasing for the Waratahs and what it is really like to be rugby’s most eligible bachelor. Plus, the lads get their juices flowing with a little game centered around Philosophy, they play another round of teammate tinder and we get stuck into how the Waratahs can still make the finals.

Finally, the boys get a little hot under the saddle blanket at the prospect of an ANZAC Day Bledisloe match up, we cover all the Super Round from round 12 and finish the show with what Angus Scott-Young would cook for Goit on a first date. So sit back, relax and undo the top button on those jeans. It is well and truly muffin top time, with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:03 - Our Super Round Experience

07:17 - Vote for gout in the Super Rugby Superstar XV

10:00 - Intro Angus Scott-Young

14:30 - The Warathas’ loss to the Force

17:29 - Lomax v Suaalii

20:58 - Angus’ time in the UK at the Saints

23:02 - Angus’ studies at Cambridge

24:34 - Angus’ love life

25:23 - Angus’ clothing line ‘Saint Gustaf’

30:06 - Saily sponsor read

32:29 - KOKO’s Philosophy Club

37:06 - REDS V BRUMBIES AND OTHER RESULTS

40:40 - Angus’ rough start at the Waratahs

49:11 - Teammate Tinder

54:38 - Angus’ dating techniques

58:24 - The ANZAC Test Match

01:01:37 - Swoop’s temu Cupboard

01:07:25 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are giving you a little taste of double trouble. That is right, we are joined by a couple of country Canberians, one little and one big, one loud and one quiet, but they both have the hots for Megan Fox. We are of course talking about the ACT’s favourite duo, Ryan and Lachlan the Lonergan Brothers. With this genetically opposing duo in tow we chat about the Brumbies season so far, what their relationships are like with Stephen Larkham and we play a little game called Bonded Bros, to see how close they really are. However, it is not all fun and games as we dive into week 11 of the Super rugby, we talk about the Wallaroos’ loss to the USA and we get really bloody excited about heading across the ditch to Super Round Ōtautahi in Christchurch.

Plus, we celebrate all things brotherly love with a few little videos from all the boys’ fraternal friends and Swoop serves up a stinky Temu Cupboard that you will never unsee. So sit back, relax and hug your big burly brother. This ep is about to hit you right in the feels. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00- Start of the show

02:17 - Intro the Lonergan Brothers

06:09 - The Bonded Bros Game

16:10 - Getting to know the brothers

17:27 - Nord VPN Plug

20:00 - The Lonergans talk about the Brumbies loss

21:50 - Playing the Hurricanes at Super Round

22:26 - What do the Brumbies need to work on?

24:39 - What do the Lonergans need to work on?

25:25 - Gits at Brumbies training

26:40 - What is Bernie like?

31:27 - Rugby Round Up Segment: BRUMBIES V DRUA

33:00 - WARATAHS V MOANA

37:06 - CHIEFS V HURRICANES

37:44 - FORCE V CRUSADERS

41:09 - USA V WALLAROOS

42:46 - The Brothers Games and Videos

57:29 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:08:24 - Close the show

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This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise

03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read

05:55 - Stirling as a dad

08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies

16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins

18:40 - Stirling as a captain

23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027

28:28 - The best players have another gear

34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up

35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech

39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions

46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line

49:58 - The Giteau Law is back

53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game

01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug

01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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