This week on the show we are joined by the people’s champ and undisputed fan favourite of ye KOKO faithful. He is a man with many masks and some of them wear mouth tape, he speaks his mind and we all know that can be a very interesting place to say the least, please welcome the one and only Mr Carlo Tizzano. With Carlo on the flank the lads get stuck into the Force’s start to the 2026 season, his wild journey throughout the Lions Tour and how he is currently monetizing his unborn child. Then we finish off our little catch up with our neuro know-it-all by playing a very game of True or False where we unpack the trials and tribulations faced by Carlo being the only Italian known to man that is allergic to eggplant.

Plus, we have a deep dive into the week that was in Superb Rugby as we take a look around the grounds, illuminating how the Aussies’ had a weekend to remember in Round 3. To finish our footy-fueled feast we head north to preview a mouth watering round four of the Guinness Six Nations, wetting your whistles with the likes of Ireland v Wales, Italy v England and the big one at Murrayfield Scotland v France. So sit back, relax and light up a fat fucking stogie this episode of KIck Off and Kick Ons will blow smoke rings around the rugby world.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:39 - weekend recap

05:14 - Prof’s joke of the week

05:36 - Punch the Monkey Segment

08:40 - Patreon plug and ball giveaway rules

09:59 - The lads dissect the fails in the Olivia Dean social

17:32 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - MOANA PASIFIKA V FORCE

20:03 - REDS V HIGHLANDERS

23:02 - DRUA V HURRICANES

24:23 - Introduce Carlo Tizzano

25:23 - Carlo and Emma are expecting a baby

28:35 - Carlo’s roommate situation on tour

31:03 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour

33:59 - Carlo talks about the Force in 2026

37:07 - The Neuro Divergent Brotherhood

39:59 - Missing out on the 30 year Force team

41:32 - Carlo’s dad is his biggest fan

43:31 - True or False Game

53:11 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - CHIEFS V CRUSADERS

54:06 - BRUMBIES V BLUES

57:47 - ROUND 4 SIX NATIONS PREVIEW/PREDICTIONS

01:01:19 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:08:46 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with the buff, broad and beautiful captain of the NSW Waratahs Mr Matt Philip. With Matt riding comfortably in our side-car of craziness, the lads chat about the Tahs hot start to 2026, his return home to skipper his childhood team and lastly we play a little game of TRUE of FALSE the Matt Philip edition. Plus, the boys get hot and bothered about round two of the Superb Rugby, talking all things oval ball in the Pacific, as well as, a little trip up North to chat Six Nations footy, focussing heavily on French flare and English despair.

Furthermore, Drew this week has been enamoured about the plight of the Japanese monkey Punch and his hardships he has faced after being disowned and bullied in captivity. Thus, we have launched a new segment where the boys illuminate something in their lives that they just can’t let go of, all whilst holding ‘Hope’ the orangutan of comfort. Lastly but certainly not the least, we are back with a couple of juicy segments to round out the ep, Swoop adds a few more items to his Temu cupboard and the lads play a little game called ‘Guess that Salad’. So sit back, relax and think about how shit England is at rugby. If that can’t make you smile then you must be dead inside, but for now it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

01:30 - The boys recap their weekends

03:46 - Punch the Monkey Segment

08:07 - Intro Matt Philip

10:01 - Matt on the Waratahs’ start to the season

11:18 - Matt on what it is like playing the Drua

12:12 - Matt on his property portfolio of lego houses

14:01 - Matt on being named captain of the Waratahs

15:13 - Matt Philip TRUE or FALSE

22:25 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - WARATAHS V DRUA

24:42 - CRUSADERS V BRUMBIES

30:19 - Rumours that Stephen Larkham might be heading to the All Blacks

32:01 - FORCE V BLUES

34:24 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY RESULTS

37:01 - What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard?

43:03 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V ENGLAND

45:54 - WALES V SCOTLAND

48:59 - FRANCE V ITALY

51:20 - Swoop’s five day fast

53:15 - Guess the Salad game

55:33 - Close of Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a young gun of Australian Rugby, he is a Sydney 6, Perth 10 and Canberra 11, so please put your mitts together for Mr Charlie Cale. With big Chedsy in tow the lads grill him on the inner workings of the Brumbies’ shower schedule, his nickname and the powerful start in round one of the season. We tackle the light and shade of what it is like being so handsome in Super Rugby and what it is like to forcibly consume lots of Greek salad.

Plus, we have an in depth look at the results from the first week of the Superb Rugby season, breaking down the two big Aussie derbies, as well as the other games from across a wonderful weekend in the Pacific. Moreover, the feast of footy did not stop here as we headed up to our NHLs to break down Scotland’s big win over England, Ireland holding on against the Italian and the French putting the Welsh on toast. Plus, the lads try a few delicacies from our Northern neighbours and Swoop gives the guys some tangy TEMU treats. So sit back, relax and bathe in the beauty that is rugby from all four corners of the globe. Let us the KOKO Show glaze you with all our rugby goodness in an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

00.32 - The new studio

02:20 - Mad Dog Manifestations

09:20 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

09:42 - The retro Super Rugby jerseys were a hit

10:12 - SUPER RUGBY - WARATAHS V REDS

16:24 - FORCE V BRUMBIES

20:17 - Other Results

23:07 - SIX NATIONS PART 1 - IRELAND V ITALY

25:55 - Introduce Charlie Cale

26:57 - Charlie’s relationship with Valentines Day

28:35 - Charlie talks about the Brumbies round 1 match

31:32 - How Charlie started in rugby

32:54 - What are Soapy Showers?

34:15 - Goit at Brumbies training

35:08 - Charlie’s tough 2025

38:25 - True or false with Charlie Cale

42:44 - Charlie on playing the Crusaders in round 2

43:22 - Charlie on first Wallabies camp and being knocked out in club footy

49:19 - Swoop’s airplane question

52:23 - SIX NATIONS PART 2 - SCOTLAND V ENGLAND

55:00 - WALES V FRANCE

57:17 - Six Nations Delicacy Duel

01:01:40 - ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’

01:07:14 - Close of the show

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