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Worst. Holiday. Ever.

Worst. Holiday. Ever., Book 1

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Worst. Holiday. Ever.

By: Charlie Higson
Narrated by: Charlie Higson
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Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers.

Stan is absolutely terrified.

Luckily, his mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack, and what to do if he gets kidnapped.

Stan thinks that a better list would include how to cope with odd food, and what to do if he accidentally calls Felix's mum 'mum' in front of everybody.

And it soon turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. One thing's for certain, Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all . . .

Worst. Holiday. Ever is a story about facing fears, dealing with worries, and how it's OK to be anxious, scared, and sometimes a little bit brave.

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Great loved every second of it. When I listen I feel joy

I dislike nothing
I would recommend this book to everyone I know
Love this book amazing words and great performances

Amazing!!!!!!!!,

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so funny- plus it mirrored my sad young teenage years which all became brighter as time flew by ha ha ha

great funny listen

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I loved listening to this book, and I can say I’ve listened to it about 20 times in a month. I adored every aspect or the book including the bit where Felix and Stan fell out.
I hope you read this and thank you for such a great book.

Best boom ever worst holiday ever

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Adults everywhere should read Stan's story - beautifully written and a reminder to us all about where things truly start. A fantastic tale that is all too real.

A Great Reminder

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Stan is 12 years old and feeling the anxieties of the big wide world and how he can fit within it. It's a lovely story, with strong characters, great snippets of wisdom and laugh out loud moments.

Enjoyed this book immensely as a parent listening with my 11 year old son (who loved it too).

Amusing, charming, relatable, profound!!

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