Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • The Life and Times of Car Johnson

  • By: R Webb
  • Narrated by: RK Meier
  • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
The Life and Times of Car Johnson cover art

The Life and Times of Car Johnson

By: R Webb
Narrated by: RK Meier
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £13.99

Buy Now for £13.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep cover art
Beautiful Scars cover art
Daddy, Stop Talking cover art
Arbitrary Stupid Goal cover art
Wherever You Go, There They Are cover art
This Is Not My Beautiful Life cover art
Everybody Is Awful cover art
Helping Me Help Myself cover art
Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns cover art
Man Up! cover art
Why We Suck cover art
Paddle Your Own Canoe cover art
Failure Is an Option cover art
Rhett & Link's Book of Mythicality cover art
I Was Told There'd Be Cake cover art
Diary of a Mad Diva cover art

Summary

Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. With a little help from his less than conventional family - including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass - Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means dating a woman who thinks she's a butterfly.

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.

©2011 Rebekah Webb (P)2013 Rebekah Webb

What listeners say about The Life and Times of Car Johnson

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.