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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love

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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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What happens when a snarky hit man and a by-the-book PI cross paths?

Leland
Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go.

Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek, one of the city’s most ruthless criminals?

Jackson
Even though the cops are telling me that the hit man is a notorious contract killer, I can’t help but admit that I’m drawn to him. He’s funny, charismatic, and attractive. There’s no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after.

But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured, I’m faced with a tough choice. It’s my duty to hand him over to law enforcement, but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him.

Though one question remains: Why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns?

Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would not find at a playground, a car chase that sadly doesn't have flips or explosions, a horsey ride sans horse, cuddles, an exuberant mutt, a suspicious chief of police, and lots and lots of laughs.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2019 Alice Winters
Literature & Fiction Mystery Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Romance Romantic Comedy Assassin Funny Comedy Fiction Heartfelt Witty Exciting Suspense

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I really wanted to love this book, but I just couldn't get really into it. There wasn't anything wrong so maybe its just me.
I liked other books from Alice Winters, In the Darkness-series and Within the Mind are absolutely wonderful.
I just found Leland annoying instead of funny. And its hard to like a story if you don't like the MC.
Michael F is a very talented narrator and he gives each character unique voice. But I kinda miss Joel Leslie, I'm used to his voice in Alice Winters books...

Its not the book, its me

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Entertaining off beat cop/dick/hitman drama. Well written, funny, but with a acid bite. The narrator breaths such life and humour into the MCs to give such dimension and depth to the tale that could otherwise sound trite.

ENTERTAINING

Captivating

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Why did I wait so long. Leland is a crack up, him and his sex dungeon. Phenomenal book, perfect narration, can't wait to listen to the next one.

OMG

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I was only at ch4 and I’ve never laughed so hard at a book before and it didn’t end there the whole book was hilarious .

Hilarious

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Really enjoyed listening to this. Although there was a lot of lighter silly humour, there was deeper stuff within their relationship too, so it balanced nicely.

Very enjoyable

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