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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot
- The Hitman's Guide 3
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Summary
Leland
Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.
Jackson
When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side.
This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.
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- Loobylou
- 26-11-22
Rubber Ducky Man😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely ADORED the book so it was a no brainer that I'd listen to the audio. Michael Ferraiuolo's narration is as always sublime. He really brings Alice's wonderful characters to life. Genius.
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- Mrs. E. J. Curtis
- 11-05-22
Enjoyable Story
A well written story with and interesting concept. The characters are likeable and the narration is very good.
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- Tatyana
- 11-06-21
Funny, witty, just like the first two books
Highly recommend this series. start with the first one, of course. great narration as well.
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- Aussiebumwearer
- 10-02-21
Amazing Writing! 😍😁👍👍
As expected, this book is as amazing as the previous two audiobooks.
Great storyline and with usual snark, sass and humour you’d expect from Alice Winters 😂😁
Michael Ferraiuolo as always, delivers an outstanding performance 😊
Definitely worth 5🌟’s
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- Jacquie
- 15-05-21
Perfect Leland
Michael Ferraiuolo narrates Leland perfectly, capturing the sweet side of him. These books are just hilarious and the audio adds depth
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- LynnD
- 22-07-21
Entertaining
Not quite as good as the first two - suffers from an extraneous child character. Still worth listening to.
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- ChaosKay
- 07-12-23
More Shenanigans
After someone tries to kill Jackson Leland takes things into his own hands and an angry Leland is not want they wan to meet. Another fabulous and funny episode with Leland and Jackson and their family & friends .
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- HelenMK69
- 02-03-24
MM Hilarious Leland
You should read these books in order to tell the remarkable, unique story of Leland and Jackson.
As I said in the title, these are hilarious, witty, fun-filled, extraordinary stories you could never pre-empt.
Michael Ferraiuolo does an excellent job of narrating these books; his Leland voices make you smile, if not laugh out loud. Brilliant, I would highly recommend it.
The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot
The Hitman's Guide 3
By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
Series: The Hitman's Guide, Book 3
Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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