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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

The Hitman's Guide, Book 2

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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Jackson

Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine - or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right?

Wrong.

We’ve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim’s body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.

Leland:

I wasn’t involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn’t do that to Jackson -especially after I promised him that I wouldn’t take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I’m finally starting to learn that we’re stronger together, and I’m not going to jeopardize that.

Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Game’s on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that’s beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn’t my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)

This audiobook contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named “Mr. Cleanyface”, a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson’s nemesis - the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland’s chest might explode. This is the second book in a series - while you could listen and enjoy it on its own, you really should listen to The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters
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The narrator is just brilliant. I found myself looking like a crazy woman, laughing out loud on my way to work! He brings the characters to life with so much skill. I loved the story and look forward to reading the next one. Loved it!

Amazing characterisation

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loved this book Alice winters is a fabulous writer the book is hilarious. highly recommend

5 stars all round

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Absolutely love this author and this series. Funny and entertaining throughout. Brilliant narrator too! Recommended

Excellent

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being back with jackson and leland was such a fun hilarious mysterious flirty place to be

alice Winters once again took us on a fun and mysterious adventure alongside Jackson and leland with another incredible storyline that you did not want to put down and asking for more

Michael ferraiuolo performance was beautiful and he brought leland and jackson to life beautifully and how i imagined they would sound like and has you laughing form one page to the next

fun flirty intense and mysterious

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The concept is interesting and well written. The characters are likeable and the narration is good.

Enjoyable Story

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